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Very appropriate. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif) :poppy:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Five minutes? Is that all of your time I can waste?
And only two escalations? Bah!
I dunno ... time was when a scammer could be kept going to half an hour. I blame the parents, you know.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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They got wise to you, change your tack a bit and half and hour should be achievable again.
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Which animal is the most dangerous:
A polar bear?
Or a bipolar bear?
DISCLAIMER
Any similarity to current affairs is purely coincidental.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Does the bipolar bear take his meds as prescribed? Many patients with bipolar disorder have a tendency to not take their medication as recommended.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I guess I have to say Teddy bear
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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super wrote: I guess I have to say the TEDdy bear
FTFY
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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better: hand me two beers...
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Good Ryan Goseling...
.o(Gets up off the couch and measurements are taken to work around everywhere and everybody's\thing\one's busy-body non unobtrusively nepitistically forced and greiving flawed outlook and exponentially coherent and rational positioning..... And thinks to her self quickly- - - Oh maybe IRL isnt such a bad scenario to tell you the honest) Oh how ive missed you out of character bubbles.... And so has my papa "apparently"
LZ
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Bipolar [^] bears tend to draw too much power and therefore don't have a long battery life. CMOS[^] is much better. The only thing that you still have to be careful about with a CMOS bear would be the clock frequency. If you overclock a CMOS bear, heat sinks, fans or even water cooling may be required.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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A better question might be "Am I a seal?"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Squad #6 or #7???
Uha
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Is it in a box?
That would make the bipolar bear go all quantum-y = too many possibilities.
Would build one to find out, but right now few million dollars and a couple of beers short of would be required.
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the "Any" key may be continuate
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Quote: Is it in a box?
Are we talking about Schrödinger's Bipolar Bear?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Bambi. More people are killed by deer than any other animal, excluding humans, who are animals also). The most single dangerous animal is the world is the President of the US. The last couple of presidents have killed 100,000's for their imperialistic policies.
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There are no bi-Polar bears. All polar bear only live in the north pole
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... but where I come from this is very important:
Et is widder Karnevall!
(Explanation: This[^] has begun a few minutes ago.)
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Interesting pic on Wiki:
Carnival in Germany, Switzerland and Austria - Wikipedia[^]
Lot of beautiful young ladies flying around, is there? If so, you can count me in!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Among other activities, like drinking beer.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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WARNING: Drinking too much beer may interfere with other activities, such as catching flying beautiful young ladies. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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You can't have it all. At least I can drink, wear a costume, sing silly songs and listen to the (hopefully) humoristic and witty speeches. Not to forget the parades. As long as you can lie on the ground without holding onto something you are not yet drunk!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: As long as you can lie on the ground without holding onto something you are not yet drunk!
There's a philosophy to live by! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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