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You can try, but in succeeding you'd have made a snicker table out of it.
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Do you know why cows have hooves instead of feet?
They Lactose!
I'll get my coat and show myself out
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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That's flawed logic. According to this all those who tried to reach one of the poles were cows.
Talking of Poles: I heard that the sea level would rise by several meters if the Poles' ice melts. What do the Poles need all that ice for?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Mike Hankey wrote: I'll get my coat and show shove myself out
FTFY
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Mike Hankey wrote: I'll get my coat and show myself out
It's far too ungulate for that!
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But, but, ... they do have toes - 8 of them.
sorry, jus bein pedantic
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the "Any" key may be continuate
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groan! so bad, sending to FIL.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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In New Zealand, three cows were left on a pedestal of pasture after the rest of the pasture fell away in a landslide during the recent earthquake. The two cows and a calf symbolized a family. The brown hide with white faces of the cattle corresponded to the auburn hair and white face of Donald Trump, who appeared with his son and family in his victory speech on Nov. 9.
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Please hold still, Mike. We're going to have to hurt you now.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I wouldn't want you to think I'm intolerant, but that sucks.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Why are my messages being removed?
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I've tried three times to reply to the "Windows 10 Calculator" question. As soon as I post, the message is removed.
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Want to tell them: Press the Up Arrow button to see natural log function.
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Is it because I said UP ARROW instead of Up Arrow?
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Thanks for replying, I think that issue was already resolved.
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Neal8900 wrote: I said UP ARROW instead of Up Arrow?
Yes, all CAPS is offensive and not politically correct. Pretty sure it's racist also.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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And probably sexist.
And definitely ageist.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's ageist not to use CAPS because old people can't see lower case...
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I think more than one would be happy just getting a line instead of a curve, not matter which direction 
I think we should leave it here before it get's over the KSS-rule
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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"UP ARROW" is racist, or all caps?
Either way, it's news to me.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: it's news to me.
You're welcome.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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So which is it?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yes.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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