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Sock of the month club - I REALLY hope you get the matching one the month after!!! Otherwise it's just a waste of money... 
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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That costs extra -- it's in the fine print, if you tunnel down twelve pages.
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I have socks older than Betamax porn, what would I do with them all if I got a pair a month?
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F-ES Sitecore wrote: socks ... Betamax porn,
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Let's Make Socks Great Again!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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megaadam wrote: Let's Make Socks Great Again!
Could be hard because he died more than 7 years ago[^]! 
Link SFW
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 23-Nov-16 6:13am.
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Isn't there a library for that? Something like Winsocks.dll?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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CDP1802 wrote: Winsocks
That's the next step in their socky marketing campaign: spam e-mails.
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Buy your Winsocks from Cuddly Software!
There once was a small company with that name and I bought my first program on a cassette tape from them.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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So it's not just a dumb web-site; it's a Business Model!
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You couldn't pay me enough to wear a pair of these[^]. 
/ravi
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They must be worried that travellers will get lost in the dark.
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I wish some fashion designer would make it the norm to wear mismatched socks. I mean we lose one of each pair anyway. It would make life so much easier.
Then again, when you look at women's fashion (how it looks as well as how much it costs), it becomes obvious that their job is to make it harder to be considered well dressed
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I found the solution for lost socks - buying only black of the same design 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I can't have anything but black socks, because if there's the slightest colour in them, my wife thinks they're hers and they wind up in her drawer...
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Same here, but I am the culprit as I'm usually the one doing the laundry
She cooks like an angel though. If I were to cook and her to do the laundry we would have poorly washed clothes and bad dinners
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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den2k88 wrote: poorly washed clothes and bad dinners
Actually, when I first met my wife, I wanted to do my own laundry, and I thought "why not be a nice guy and do some of hers as well" - First and only time, and after some of her clothes accidentally - and to my big surprise - turned out pinkish, she told me: "NEVER go anywhere near the washing machine again!!! I'll take care of that!"
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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She doesn't like how I put the laundry to dry, but I usually do it myself nevertheless because she's a bit on the side of laziness... me too of course
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Johnny J. wrote: why not be a nice guy and do some of hers as well
One of the older tricks on the books for getting out of having to do the laundry. One batch of pink undies gets you out of doing laundry for years. Now if I can figure out how to royally screw up folding the laundry...
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Nighthowler wrote: I wish some fashion designer would make it the norm to wear mismatched socks.
Whenever somebody points out that I'm wearing mismatched socks, I tell 'em I've got another pair just like it at home.
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First rule of Sock Club. You don't talk about Sock Club.
Second rule of Sock Club. You don't talk about Sock Club.
This space for rent
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First rule of the sock club: ....
Edit: Pete already beat me to it!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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