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Visual Studio addicts, Java people, and [other] kid sisters, please avert your eyes.
If the Makefile is the Maker of all executable files, who is the Maker of the Makefile ?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I remember a CCC from this week that had the answer as solution.
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Where is my black cloak when I need it?
No, makefile, I AM your maker! (pshhhht)
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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These are not the makefiles we are looking for.
Compile along.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Now you have done it. I will need something like this[^] to play in an endless loop while I'm writing code. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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The Real Programmer, of course.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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And who made the maker of the makefile?
And who made the maker of the maker of the makefile?
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If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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It's makers all the way down!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It is recursive!
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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"An unhandled exception of type 'System.StackOverflowException' occurred in mscorlib.dll"
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[insert anecdote about the first C++ compiler being written in C++]
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Actually a genuine question, since the first big milestone of a compiler is when you can compile it in the language you have programmed it for. 
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I once wrote a make script to generate Makefiles; so who's the Maker?. 
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King Richard!
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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MAK files are too rigid; generating them at build-time saves a lot of tedious maintenance work.
At the place I worked in the 90s they used "KAM" files to make "MAK" files.
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These drifters are made up of large wet bodies, following an inner circle mixed up in something not safe for work.
(10)
modified 25-Nov-16 6:00am.
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You really want another one on Monday eh?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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It is a hard one, but the word in question is quite pervasive these days so any easier clue would give it away in no time.
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You'd better tag OG, otherwise he'll just ask you in a couple of hours where the CCC is... Jussaying! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Snowflakes.
Large wet bodies - lakes
following inner circle - o
not safe for work - nsfw, mixed up - sn(o)wf, add the lakes = snowflakes.
Andy B
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Err yeah, "yay"  . Better get my thinking cap on for Monday then .
Andy B
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: Get ready for a war.
Which movie?
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