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Fir Elephants sake, leave this trunk alone!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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You're barking up the wrong tree with that one.
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Don't ash
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I read yesterday that the audience for The Walking Dead has plummeted and, after last nights episode, I'm not surprised.
Besides, Z-Nation (which is brilliantly awful) now has better (ridiculous) story lines and characters.
Time to pull the plug and think of something new.
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I haven't seen the new episode yet but I must admit that I'm not that bothered now. To be honest, I thought that episode 1 was violence for the sake of violence, and not really to push the storyline forwards. I also thought that the breaking of Daryl was poorly played out.
This space for rent
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I agree. The first episode was so dragged out and unnecessarily violent it put me off the whole show. Actually the previous episode was also dragged out but without the extra violence and was boring as heck. My wife still likes it, she has been a huge fan since the beginning, but even she said after last night's episode that she was losing interest because Norman Reedus wasn't getting enough screen time!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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There is always time to re-watch Sharknado - IMDb[^]
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I barely kept watching the last season in spite of the monumental stupidity of the characters.
Among other things, has the concept of flamethrowers completely escaped them?
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So I Googled "How to get away with murder".
It said:
Step 1. Don't Google how to get away with murder.
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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True, everyone knows that in order to get with murder all you have to do is to re-watch every episode of CSI, CSI-NY, CSI-Miami, and NCIS to learn everything you need to out-smart the detectives.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Sage advice, Basil.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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And again I must remind someone to be stealthier.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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For me it said "Ongeveer 9.660.000 resultaten (0,53 seconden)" 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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That's more than half the population of NL.
The news around the Christmas holidays should be interesting.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Legal in the Netherlands? Or is that the EU privacy laws in full effect.
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the "Any" key may be continuate
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No, just simply the name of some foreign TV-show 
It is a search-engine and would simply list the results of the query, not answer it. Getting away with murder is also already an answered question; simply go into politics.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I worked with one of the Dutch CSI bigwigs, who had to go to the UK and present a new set of standards for shoeprint examination.
One of the cases we ran through (which had been solved by counting micro-cracks in the soles of culprit's size nines) was a German guy who brought his wife to the Netherlands with the express purpose of murdering her and burying her in the woods, then telling everyone back home that she had run away with a Dutch guy she had been chatting with on-line (the chatting bit was true).
For this heinous, brutal, premeditated murder, he got two years, and the CSI guy classed that as a good result -- so yes, it is pretty much legal, here*.
Try stealing EUR 50 from a bank or insurance company, though...
* So don't p1ss me off then accept an invitation to dinner.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You're on some list now...
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Probably more than one - otherwise, I've been doing it wrong.
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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Once I might've suggested using a torbrowswer, but since pretty much every cop show brings up the dark-web in about every third episode it's lost some of it's charm.
(And despite it's anonymity they still manage to trace the bad guys right to their location [which for some weird reason is almost always waterfront warehouse].)
Suggestion 1: avoid waterfront warehouses - cops will always go there to look for you (and inland is cheaper anyway).
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the "Any" key may be continuate
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But you need to be near the water so that you can escape in your speedy product placement, I mean get-away boat.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Hi All,
At my parents building things, fixing things etc. I know I am not really a skilled trades man, or term served apprentice more enthusiastic amature. I have not really got a full tools set more I tend to buy the cheap pound shop version (Harbour Freight for those over the pond!) of a tool for a purpose typically if its any use it gets replaced with a better version when finaces allow. Does the hive mind have any opinon on this method of tool set acquisition, I am pretty much the same with PC's does it run X will it run Y, not cutting edge does the job, gets replaced when it breaks or wont do the job.
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glennPattonInThePubAGAIN wrote: Does the hive mind have any opinon on this method of tool set acquisition, I am pretty much the same with PC's does it run X will it run Y, not cutting edge does the job, gets replaced when it breaks or wont do the job.
Sneak onto a construction site at night and take a good look what you can find there. The selection may be not very good, but the price is unbeatable.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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True, but I don't know about you...I would have trouble storing a Bulldozer or Low Loader.... 
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