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No, there I would probably need the analysis part more. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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And why did that make me think of the inspection shelf that is so common in Germany?
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I almost forgot about them. I have not seen much of them since almost 40 years. That probably also was a case of one manufacturer doing it this way and all the others copied it.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Kind of a catchy catch phrase...
Reminds me of an old Marine Corps story;
During the Viet Nam war there was a draft, the only time in Marine Corps history this occurred.
So this guy is in boot camp and is trying to figure out a way to get out and is kind of a screw up anyway so they stick him on duty to clean up the head. (bathroom)
So a big inspection is coming up and he gets the head in spotless condition except in one of the toilets he rolls up a wad of peanut butter.
When the inspecting major comes in to inspect he looks around and is impressed until he reaches the toilet in question where upon he shouts to the recruit; ""what the hell is this".
The recruit sticks a finger in, detaches a good size glob, sticks it in his mouth and exclaims; "sir, peanut butter, sir".
Story goes they let him out on a medical discharge!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Mike Hankey wrote: Story goes they let him out on a medical discharge!
You told us all you served with honour!
veni bibi saltavi
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There is nothing dishonorable about a medical discharge.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I just didn't say where I served.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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CDP1802 wrote: Automatic Dump Collection and Analysis
I have one those[^]! Although, the dumper does need to provide their own analysis.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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S Houghtelin wrote: the dumper
dumpling?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Automatic Dump Collection
I have one that's semi automatic, just need to push a button. Can't see the use for further analysis, though! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: semi automatic,
And again 'Internet of things' gets a new meaning...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Oh no, it's not connected to the internet at all! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Not yet.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Yeah, I'm sure that day will come! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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And on 'Dumpster', a spinoff of Twatter, the results of the analysis will be presented to the world.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Automatic Dump Uruk-Hai Collection and Analysis
FTFY 
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Correction[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Because getting old does not mean you have grown up!
I still laugh at fart jokes. The real joy is that my grandkids also enjoy them.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: Because getting old does not mean you have grown up!
That would be the worst thing that could ever happen to me.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Yeah getting old is a PITA.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Both, actually.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: He probably wears the mask to hide his bald head and unsightly features.
Which movie?
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Star Wars Episode Vb - Who's your Daddy?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Trump: The Campaign.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Donald does not wear a mask, just the cheapest toupet I ever saw.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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