|
The Prince of Nigeria died this morning and left his 140 million fortune to his cat.....he had tried giving it away for years but nobody wanted to know.
|
|
|
|
|
Maybe it's not a very nice cat, and that's why no one wanted it.
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
|
|
|
|
|
Shh - you might hurt its felines.
|
|
|
|
|
I had expected the breaking news to be "no one died."
Now THAT would be breaking news 
|
|
|
|
|
No, sadly Bieber is still alive.
Cheers,
Mick
------------------------------------------------
It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
|
|
|
|
|
|
If you read the UK Daily Mail, neither is Princess Di... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
|
|
|
|
|
How come? Was she really abducted by Elvis? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
-
The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
-
I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
|
|
|
|
|
No, he's still living in a B52 bomber on the moon with Hitler.
Di was carried off by angels as too good for this world, but comes back occaisonally to combat falling house prices.
(This information courtesy of the Daily Mail / Fox News, so I would carefully check it before making any life decisions based on it. Other news sources are available, but may be equally b*ll*cks)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
|
|
|
|
|
I knew I should have sent him my SSN and bank account information in that e-mail! Damnit! 
|
|
|
|
|
Yoko Shimomura - Main Title Theme (Alt.) - Noctis' Theme[^]
So for the past couple of weeks I've been playing Final Fantasy XV.
I recently finished the game and after that I suddenly started noticing how amazing the main menu music is.
Well, no surprise, the main menu music actually changes after you finish the game.
I now get stuck in the menu listening to this beautiful track 
Enjoy.
|
|
|
|
|
I still think the FFXV intro scene with the "Stand By Me" cover by Florence and The Machine is one of the best intros they've done. It really set the mood for the story. Also just a beautiful cover of a great song.
|
|
|
|
|
All FFXV songs by Florence + The Machine are great, although my favorite is I Will Be and I haven't heard that one in the game, only a trailer 
|
|
|
|
|
Today is a sad day, one of the "rock" bands (Italian rock that is) gave their final concert in Bologna and went into retirement. I really like their music.
Pooh - Io sono vivo - Live 2006 - YouTube
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
|
|
|
|
|
I don't think I like anything rock or metal coming from Italia 
|
|
|
|
|
More than a 100 years later the swimming pools on the titanic are still full?
|
|
|
|
|
The pools may be full, but they are down for the season.
|
|
|
|
|
Yeah, the use of the pool was quite suddenly - and unexpectedly so - put on ice, I hear! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
-
The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
-
I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 30-Dec-16 10:54am.
|
|
|
|
|
I heard from the guy with the funny accent it's because of the sea lion dying in it.
... oh wait, it's celine dion - even worse.
Let's ask fellow Canadian bieber to go down and rescue her.
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
|
|
|
|
|
It's the new Little Mermaid swimming pool attraction - "Under the sea~ under the sea~ Darling it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me!" 
|
|
|
|
|
|
if it's on the internet, it must be true! :P
|
|
|
|
|
Why worry about theories when we have proof: Right here[^]
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
|
|
|
|
|
Whenever I get depressed about the state of the news media in the US (especially since the infiltration by Rufus Murdoch), I can always turn to the British Isles and realize things could be worse.
Unfortunately, I expect they will be.
| Ravings en masse^ |
|---|
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
|
|
|
|
|
The most interesting part of the article is if one scrolls down to the "Saint Wolfgang and the Devil, 1475" painting.
The 'gentleman' on the right has a most interesting posterior. That painter must have had some "hell" of an herb garden!
| Ravings en masse^ |
|---|
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
|
|
|
|
General 
News 
Suggestion 
Question 
Bug 
Answer 
Joke 
Praise 
Rant 
Admin 
Submit an article or tip
