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The Polar Vortex hit Southern California earlier this month where we also saw daytime highs dropping below 60°F/15°C.
For some reason I got no sympathy from my colleagues located in the cheese state where they were enjoying -26°F/-32°C conditions 
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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I don't know what you're talking about.
We got a light dusting of snow yesterday. It's currently -6C (21F), so I figured I'd go clear it off the car while it's still nice and comfortable.
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Sounds like good Spring weather to me 
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Our two wolfhounds and our labradoodle are chasing an airplane while going completely bonkers.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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We live a half mile from our local hospital, and are on the direct flight path for the helicopter ambulance service to its associated major medical center. Our male greyhound is terrified of the sound the helicopter makes, as it usually passes overhead at fairly low altitude.
Software Zen: delete this;
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About the same for us. We are directly in line with a major flight path that goes between two hospitals.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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How'd they get on the runway?
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There's a bird outside my window right now.
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These brownies turned out perfect. Nice crisp crust on the edges  Those baking pans that come with the removable metal grid are great for getting edges around each brownie 
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I had to stop suddenly when a car pulled out in front of mine.
This space for rent
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What, no Kevin?
Sin tack ear lol
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Sorry, dude. Every day is Bacon Day 
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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I worked a short contract job in Stockholm many years ago and I was very impressed with how friendly, welcoming and especially generous every one I met there were.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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My lasting impression of Sweden was that they spoke better English than the English.
Sin tack ear lol
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The weirdest things was when I listened to some teenagers chatting in a fast food restaurant the would be talking in Swedish and then have bursts of English seemingly in the middle of sentences and then revert to Swedish. I asked them about this and they said some thing like, "What English? We were speaking Swedish! ...weren't we?" They didn't even notice!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Not everybody is an ass at Christmas
OK, I'm gonna be that ass. The article says:
They struck up a friendship during their trip and swapped numbers before flying home to Sagmyra.
If he's homeless, what landline number did he give them? Or does he carry a cell phone? Last time I checked, if I wanted a usable cell phone with an actual number, I had to give the service provider a street address.
Do homeless people carry burner phones?
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Maybe homeless because he bought a burner house?
Sin tack ear lol
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Well, the article did say he was divorced, in which case I'd say, if he got to keep the house, she's probably the one who burned it down.
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From what little experience I have of homelessness(there but for the grace...), having helped out at a shelter years ago, homeless people can sometimes use the address of a shelter for bank accounts so I am guessing they could do the same with a cell phone account.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I'm fortunate enough never to have experienced homelessness. But I'm pretty sure if I was, the last thing I'd want to be wasting money on is a phone.
Also, I think I'd be rather pissed if I was in that situation and someone bought me a plane ticket--how many meals could this guy have bought for that money?
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I just dropped my coffee mug! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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So, was your coffee mug named "News", because that would break it.
Cheers,
Mick
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