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I think the bigger joke is pretending like anyone IT is the one doing the dumping. 
Jeremy Falcon
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What you say is true ONLY for those who believe it about themselves . . .
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I would agree with that, except I've been in this industry for 20 years and know better than to believe that. 
And while it's not everyone (because I'm not like that), it's a rare thing.
Jeremy Falcon
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Hmmmmmm. Ahhh! A potential customer!
I was thinking of creating a line of gums, breath-sprays, and lotions which smell like, well . . .
. . . like . . . like . . . like you got lucky.
Originally, the target market was adolescents - but maybe an Ad here, or better still, StackOverflow, could boost profits.
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Oh oh, can we make sure the breath mints will transform your love life in 30 seconds or less? Can we? Can we? Huh? Huh?
Jeremy Falcon
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It wasn't the aroma of mint that they were going emit.
(Just making sure you understood that)
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Oh I get it.
Jeremy Falcon
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"Order from Chaos" by Max Cooper and Maxime Causeret: [^].Quote: A collaboration between the UK-based electronic musician Max Cooper and the French motion graphics artist Maxime Causeret, Order from Chaos features an experimental soundtrack inspired by the concept of emergence accompanied by mesmerising representations of emergent systems, including the cooperation of simple cells, swarm behaviour and Alan Turing’s proposed mathematical theory of embryology.
In the 1960's we could see these with our eyes closed 
cheeers, Bill
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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I must be a lot younger than you. In the '60s, the strongest drug that I used was chocolate.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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If you can remember the Sixties, you weren't there!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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But, the journey from somewhere to nowhere was its own undoing, and ... ahhh ... the flash-backs-forwards-and-sideways 
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: the strongest drug that I used was chocolate.
Which can, at least theoretically, kill your cat.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It can kill people as well.
Particularly when you try to take it away from me.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I think that's dogs.
(both ways: dogs might kill your cat, and: chocolate might kill your dog.)
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: must be a lot younger than you.
"I was so much older, then; I'm younger than that now" : [^]
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Do any of you use a MAC to program?
Leadership equals wrecked ship.
If you think you are leading my look behind you. You are alone.
If you think I am leading you, You are lost.
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*sniff sniff*\
Devs never use any type of computer. We're all so rad we just set the bits manually using very small magnets.
veni bibi saltavi
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I prefer the hex keyboard, CPU in load mode, no software involved.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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My first job, we had a mini that could be programed from the flip switches on the front. There were some jobs that it was just easier to do with that then fire up terminals et al.
veni bibi saltavi
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The original model indeed also had switches. The hex keyboard was an improvement. Internally, both connected in the same way and both could be used in 'load mode' or accessed as input ports when running the program.
Edit: Let me Leslie my picture from last week.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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And a compass to read them back!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Forget it. In the first lecture I ever heard the professor decided to start with something simple and proved the existence of magnetic monopoles[^] (Please no jokes that might discriminate someone from Poland!)
Anyway, you will not get far with a compass when we use those monopoles.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Yeah, but that's all quantum, so I'd just need a lot smaller compass.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No (our software is Windows only for now).
But, really, what is your question ?
I'd rather be phishing!
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Thankfully no. I tried doing some Ruby on Rails programming on a Mac once, the keyboard drove me nuts, the OS drove me nuts, and of course RoR wasn't helping.
Marc
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