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That sounds like fun. You might actually learn something 
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For test data, we use production data that we merge with test data. Primary key/Unique Ids in production start at DB default of 1, test DBs have been "juked" to insert new Ids starting at 1,000,000. This keeps refresh logic really simple.
I had some alpha revision software that I did with a joint venture.
If their interface ever returned an error code, I had programmed some hard stop/system level message boxes with messages like "Karem f%#$# up again: api [1-5]". Karem was the developer from the joint venture company.
I return from the trip and barely have it integrated back into SCM (without changing the "fun" messages), when the president shows it to a customer after I told everyone, including him, that it was not ready for release yet.
Thank goodness Karem was a good programmer! No messages appeared, but I am sure I would have been fired if they had.
No more "fun" data after that close call...
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Test data isn't the only area for making fun. One of my colleagues, like so many others, issued crazy error messages for "impossible" error situations that will never occurs. We believe. The day following a major release, on customer contacted us by email, asking for the meaning of this strange error message, "Balla henger på fjøsveggen". My colleague nervously answered that it indicated an internal error (which was certainly true), and the message carried essential information to the software developers. The customer was satisfied. The 'essential information' can roughly be translated to "The balls are nailed to the cowshed wall".
Licensing terms are another field of fun, even in released products. However, if that internal tool I maintain, with approx 200 internal users, is to be relased to customers, the licensing terms will probably be rewritten - or replaced with the standard text on which it is based (and I guess some of you can identify). I update the text from time to time (and I would be happy to receive proposals for those sections that are not much modified from the template). Currently, it reads:
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<company> has previously made versions of this software available in more or less buggy versions. If you received an earlier version of the software that contains bugs with whom you have made friends and would like to keep, you are hereby entitled not to install the new version, and ignore the conditions specified by this Tool License.
Common Pubic License Version 1.0
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"Contribution" means:
a) in the case of the initial Contributor, the initial code and documentation distributed under this Agreement, and
b) in the case of each subsequent Contributor:
i) changes to the Program, and
ii) additions to the Program;
iii) subtractions from the Program;
iv) multiplication of the Program;
v) divisions of the Program;
vi) demolition of the Program;
where such changes and/or additions to the Program originate from and are distributed by that particular Contributor.
A Contribution 'originates' from a Contributor if it was added to the Program by such Contributor itself or anyone acting on such Contributor's behalf, including his dog or other pet.
Contributions do not include additions to the Program which:
(i) are separate modules of software distributed in conjunction with the Program under their own license agreement,
(ii) are wrapped in silk and golden threads, and
(iii) are not derivative works of the Program.
"Contributor" means any person or entity that distributes the Program, including the whole of the Internet community (if distribution is by Internet).
"Licensed Patents" mean patent claims licensable by a Contributor which are necessarily infringed by the use or sale of its Contribution alone or when combined with the Program.
"Program" means the Contributions distributed in accordance with this Agreement.
"Recipient" means anyone who receives the Program under this Agreement, including all Contributors.
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a) Subject to the terms of this Agreement, each Contributor hereby grants Recipient a non-exclusive, worldwide, royalty-free and presidency-free copyright license to reproduce (however limited to reproduction methods not above PG rating), prepare derivative works of, publicly display, publicly perform, praise or worship, distribute and sublicense the Contribution of such Contributor, if any, and such derivative works, in source, destination and object code form.
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c) Recipient understands that although each Contributor grants the licenses to its Contributions set forth herein, no assurances are provided by any Contributor that the Program does not infringe the patent, privacy or other intellectual property rights of any other entity. Recipient understands that the Program may forward any information in any file stored at the Contributer's disks and have it be transferred by the Program to the NSA. Each Contributor disclaims any liability to Recipient for claims brought by any other entity based on infringement of intellectual or geographical property rights or otherwise. As a condition to exercising the rights and licenses granted hereunder, each Recipient hereby assumes sole responsibility to secure any other intellectual property rights needed, if any. For example, if a third party patent license is required to allow Recipient to distribute the Program, it is Recipient's responsibility to acquire that license before distributing the Program.
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iii) states that any provisions which differ from this Agreement are offered by that Contributor alone and not by any other party or other social gathering; and
iv) states that source and destination code for the Program is available from such Contributor, and informs licensees how to obtain it in a reasonable manner on or through a medium customarily used for software exchange, including, but not limited to, Pirate Bay.
c) the following Friday, two large size pizzas (one Pigs Knuckle, one Rio Grande) are delivered from Peppe's Pizza Pub at the Contributer's expense to the premises of the <company> Software Development group, no later than 2.pm.
When the Program is made available in source code form:
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Contributors may not remove or alter any copyright notices contained within the Program for any other purpose than to ridicule typical License Agreements.
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The obligations in this section do not apply to any claims or Losses relating to any actual or alleged intellectual property infringement. In order to qualify, an Indemnified Contributor must: a) promptly notify the Commercial Contributor in writing of such claim, and
b) allow the Commercial Contributor to control, and cooperate with the Commercial Contributor in, the defense and any related settlement negotiations. The Indemnified Contributor may participate in any such claim at its own expense.
For example, a Contributor might include the Program in a commercial product offering, Product X. That Contributor is then a Commercial Contributor. If that Commercial Contributor then makes performance claims, or offers warranties related to Product X, those performance claims and warranties are such Commercial Contributor's responsibility alone. Under this section, the Commercial Contributor would have to defend claims against the other Contributors related to those performance claims and warranties, and if a court requires any other Contributor to pay any damages as a result, the Commercial Contributor must pay those damages.
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If Recipient institutes patent litigation against a Contributor with respect to a patent applicable to software (including a cross-claim or counterclaim in a lawsuit), then any patent licenses granted by that Contributor to such Recipient under this Agreement shall terminate as of the date such litigation is filed. In addition, if Recipient institutes patent litigation against any entity (including a cross-claim or counterclaim in a lawsuit) alleging that the Program itself (excluding combinations of the Program with other software or hardware) infringes such Recipient's patent(s), then such Recipient's rights granted under Section 2(b) shall terminate as of the date such litigation is filed.
All Recipient's rights under this Agreement shall terminate if it fails to comply with any of the material terms or conditions of this Agreement and does not cure such failure in a reasonable period of time after becoming aware of such noncompliance. If all Recipient's rights under this Agreement terminate, Recipient agrees to cease use and distribution of the Program as soon as reasonably practicable, and never more make any reference to the Program neither in writing, speech nor thought. However, Recipient's obligations under this Agreement and any licenses granted by Recipient relating to the Program shall continue and survive.
Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute copies of this Agreement, but in order to avoid inconsistency the Agreement is copyrighted and may only be modified in the following manner. The Agreement Steward reserves the right to publish new versions (including revisions) of this Agreement from time to time. No one other than the Agreement Steward has the right to modify this Agreement. <company>, represented by the Dev.Ops Team, is the initial Agreement Steward. <company> may assign the responsibility to serve as the Agreement Steward to a suitable separate entity. Each new version of the Agreement will be given a distinguishing version number. The Program (including Contributions) may always be distributed subject to the version of the Agreement under which it was received. In addition, after a new version of the Agreement is published, Contributor may elect to distribute the Program (including its Contributions) under the new version. Except as expressly stated in Sections 2(a) and 2(b) above, Recipient receives no rights or licenses to the intellectual property of any Contributor under this Agreement, whether expressly, by implication, estoppel or otherwise. All rights in the Program not expressly granted under this Agreement are reserved.
This Agreement is governed by the laws of Nature and the intellectual property laws of the Bouvet Island. No party to this Agreement will bring a legal action under this Agreement more than one year after the cause of action arose. Each party waives its rights to a jury trial in any resulting litigation.
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Way, way back, in 1992 I worked for Worldspan (now Travelport) on an accounting system used by travel agencies. We had printed test plan binders, 3 inch binders, where each step was it's own page. DOS screen shots. Anyway one of the values you were required to test with was an abbreviation of Whitesnake, I think it was whtsnk. There were several other hair metal bands as client/traveler names but we were REQUIRED to use the Whitesnake one.
I finally asked why and was told that in previous versions of the software that client name caused the system to abort. Apparently it was some sort of internal command in the database software being used and they found it by accident because the QA person was a hair metal fan and she used all the band names as her client test data.
Even though they no longer used that database software, I think it was an early version of rBase, Whitesnake lived on.
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You think WHITESNAKE was some bogus test data by the original database developer? 
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We had an error message "Houston, we have a problem!" for something that should NEVER happen.
Of course, it happened during a TEXAS install. LOL. The confusion that ensued was comical.
I think we TOAST this error message and that event every time we get together.
But more realistic test data has been my push, because the point is that errors should be obvious.
Funniest thing that happened with bad test data. 1984, I wrote a program to keep track of books checked out of the school library. My teacher input "The Sex Life of an Aardvark" as the book. And then the output came: (Oopsie Lawson was the student name he used):
Oopsie Lawson now has The Sex Life of an Aardvark until XX/XX/XX.
OMG, the tears of laughter... Then Ms. Lawson walks in... You cannot imagine. Remember it was High School. We were stupid, and immature. And funny. LOL
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Sander Rossel wrote: It's all fun and games until something accidentally lands on a production environment
Or until a sales guy accidentally uses test data and not the demo data and loses the sale due to some slightly nsfw content (nothing really raunchy just in poor taste) appearing on the screens.
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I collect, or invent silly names that I might use in test data. Sometimes I base the name from a dead musician or sometimes someone I've known. Others are just silly names. Names like "Amy Wino", or "Hurt Cobain" remind me of the ZX Spectrum game "Rock Star Ate My Hamster". "Gribble" was a boss I've worked for, and "Baboonboy" is an actual name in the world. "Lolly Pop", "Ham Salad" or "Porkie Sausage" are just silly.
Let's face it, testing is a chore for us developers; anything to get through those days 
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I drive a 2013 Chevy Volt. Coolest car I've ever owned. The dashboard display has all the bells and whistles and whatnot. It shows me messages in plain text (or some cute little graphic) for pretty much everything. Tire pressure for each tire, low traction, battery vs. engine usage, temperature, blah blah blah. If you open a door, a little car icon shows which door is open, etc. you get the idea.
So here's the thing...
The little door that covers my charging port gets stuck once in a while. And when it does, the FREAKING CHECK ENGINE LIGHT comes on! No message, no clue whatsoever as to what's actually going on.
So what do you think? Did Chevy go over budget and couldn't afford to add ONE more error message? Did they really think people would figure out that the check-engine-light could also mean something wrong with the charging port door? Seriously? I mean if I was the programmer for that thing, I would have "gone the extra mile" and added the charging port message. 
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There's probably a diagnostic code that you could get from the OBD port.
#SupportHeForShe
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Well, they worry if you leave the charging port door open too long some of the hamsters might escape or/and fall out on the road (- or maybe the little imp that checks the tire pressures.)
hence, you should check.
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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Hmmm... Had not considered that one. It all kinda makes sense now thanks! 
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Just today I worked on the tool that keeps track of the microcontrollers and their software versions in prototypes of new vehicles. Quite possible that they did not bother to spend much time developing a new code version, possibly requiring a microontroller with more memory. It's the testing that makes such a change quite expensive. They probably used an existing controller and software version and put this sensor on an unused input.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Yeah I think the manual says something about it being a potentially serious electrical problem and I need to take the car in to be serviced, which nearly had me freaking out since I only had the car for 2 months at that point.
Fortunately, after a large number of google searches, I found one guy who discovered that by spraying WD-40 (oil) on the charging port door latch, the check-engine light goes away. I tried it and sure enough he was correct. It was at that moment that I had the most epic facepalm ever. 
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TonyManso wrote: It was at that moment that I had the most epic facepalm ever.
Agree 100%! That's crazy and annoying that they designed the system to use the same generic message for various errors. Terrible.
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Really, the modern world would grind to a halt and return to the dark ages without WD40, that and duct tape - one sticks the other unsticks, as an engineer I need no other tools except maybe a beer mat in the back pocket in case of a wobbly table...
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TonyManso wrote: Did they really think people would figure out that the check-engine-light could also mean something wrong with the charging port door?
Or they could have hoped that most would take it in to the dealership and pay the ~$100 diagnostic fee. Easy money on their part.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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They're following the apple template -- if one tiny thing goes wrong, throw it away and buy another one.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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TonyManso wrote: So what do you think? Did Chevy go over budget and couldn't afford to add ONE more error message?
I think they cut some corners they thought nobody would notice. Error message for the charging port door being left open, headroom for people taller than munchkins, etc. Besides, if you left the door open and drove around in a salt-laden environment for a few weeks, you might find that you need a bigger repair than just closing the door.
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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patbob wrote: Error message for the charging port door being left open
Sad thing is that there IS a message when I leave the charging port door open! But when the door malfunctions, I get the engine light.
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Each word/Q/C/M of a new member is placed on the gold scale.
The newcomers die away as fast as one-day flights.
Spam hunting seems to be a major goal here.
Bruno
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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A cion has two sides... We may burn spammers fast (and we still get them live), but we also answer a few hundred questions, publish around a hundred articles/tips/blog posts.
It seems to me a fair ballance...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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0x01AA wrote: Spam hunting seems to be a major goal here.
FTFY
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Thanks for fix.
The hunters are very active here. Yesterday I put a question subject "C++ wchar_t under pressure, urgent..."
Yes, I expected some reactions because of "urgent", but the Q was answered very fast and I accepted and voted 5 for the answer. Nevertheless some hunters felt uncomfortable with the accepted and answered Q and reported it afterwards...
It's strange here sometimes. 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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