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JavaScript for Babies[^]
The only thing I can't figure out is if it's for actual babies or for some people at my office 
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I suspect they looked at QA and realised that the "... For Dummies" series was going right over some people's heads. 
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OriginalGriff wrote: "... For Dummies" series was going right over some people's heads.
The "... for Babies" series is actually the advanced version; in British English, a "Dummy" is what the USians call a "Pacifier". 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: in British English, a "Dummy" is what the USians call a "Pacifier"
And also what we in Wales call "a complete f**kwit". 
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These concept books will familiarize young ones with the kind of shapes and colors that make up web-based programming language and give them the head start they need. You’re never too young to be standards compliant!
I don't know why but that standards compliant line almost made me fall out of my chair
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There is one for cats as well JavaScript for Cats[^]
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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I can well believe that pussies could handle javascript.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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We can finally repurpose all those old IrDA devices!
Seriously, why is using the visible spectrum better than using the infrared spectrum for this purpose?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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It looks cool?
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Because visible light has higher bandwidth than IR?
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Visible light frequency range: 430..790 THz (that's Tera Hertz)
Infrared frequency range: 0.3..430 THz
What application(s) do you have that require Tera-Hertz bandwidth?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I believe visible light travels further and reflects better so should get to a few more places, like the back of a PC.
OTOH, they say LiFi has better security than WiFi because 'light doesn't go through walls,' so the guys in the next building can't get your signals, but, but, unless of course they have windows (glass ones that is) that face your windows - and again with light having a longer range it could be any building on the street with LOS to your office windows. So once more only real security will be encryption.
They don't mention, what if you have different networks in the office, with WiFi can use separate channels, but with LiFi? Likely they will need to add baggage to the data to separate; it will be fast enough but will add complexity - and as everybody knows complexity = more issues, more failures and higher costs.
(Also won't be able to stream movies using the company WiFi when sitting on the toilet.)
It's a good idea, but it won't beat let alone replace RF.
Sin tack ear lol
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Lopatir wrote: with WiFi can use separate channels, but with LiFi?
WiFi and LiFi are both electromagnetic energy and in fact are just different spectrums of the EM band. So, if you can have different WiFi channels you can have different LiFi channels. A WiFI channel after all, is just a EM frequency range, hence a LiFi channel will be the same.
In any case, LiFi will likely be used only for "Internet of Things".
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I guess can use different frequencies of light, be a bit tighter though so again troublesome.
TheGreatAndPowerfulOz< wrote: In any case, LiFi will likely be used only for "Internet of Things".
Fridge bound to complain about being flashed by the toaster, meanwhile youthful hackers using a laser pen will reprogram the robo-vac to target your dog and sh*t empty itself on the carpet.
Sin tack ear lol
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LMAO!
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Quote: Light waves can’t pass through walls like radio waves do, but that also makes the networks more secure.
Black lights are the only true security!
Sudden Sun Death Syndrome (SSDS) is a very real concern which we should be raising awareness of. 156 billion suns die every year before they're just 1 billion years old.
While the military are doing their part, it simply isn't enough to make the amount of nukes needed to save those poor stars. - TWI2T3D (Reddit)
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Quote: Black lights are the only true security!
Not if they exceed 10,000 lumens!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Don't need security for EDM! World Peace! 
Sudden Sun Death Syndrome (SSDS) is a very real concern which we should be raising awareness of. 156 billion suns die every year before they're just 1 billion years old.
While the military are doing their part, it simply isn't enough to make the amount of nukes needed to save those poor stars. - TWI2T3D (Reddit)
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...temperature barely above zero and there still is snow. For those that live in the desert: That's water that falls from the sky as fine ice crystals.
Now I have the choice: Yet another debugging session of a huge piece of code that I ported to framework 4.2 and now has some problems. A shader (that's code for the graphics processor) which previously worked simply does nothing anymore. The .Net code in the graphics engine still does its job and feeds polygons and textures to the shader, there are no exceptions or any other signs of trouble, but nothing is rendered. Everything still worked until I had to recompile the shader as well. The problem probably is not on the .Net side, It looks like the compiler for the shader has some problems, even if it worked well for the other shaders.
Anyway, my other choice is to charge batteries and go out on a field and fly with the heli for the first time this year. Do we need a poll to make that decision?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Turn some money into noise!
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Did you know the sky can be blue?
veni bibi saltavi
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Yes - it's bipolar.
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Arctic more like!
veni bibi saltavi
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