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Oh no!!
Get me the big knife! I want to cut my own throat!
Momma: Please bury me in the valley under the peach tree. 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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I don't think that long pig counts... 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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It does if you cure it!
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OriginalGriff wrote: cure it
Is that before or after slaughtering? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That's OK.
You can eat tofu, instead.
<runs for the hills>
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON
Just to redress the balance!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: You can eat tofu, instead.
Indeed you can!
This[^] cooks into
THIS[^]
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Hey, but we're OK!
Daneland still has plenty!
Your problem is obviously Trump's fault.
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Maybe they just stopped importing fake bacon from China.
The Chinese are even producing fake rice now! Farmers get pennies for a pound of the real stuff and they can fake that for less! Where does that leave bacon on the scale of realness.
Sin tack ear lol
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 What did he do to deserved this credit?
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They are getting a better price in China.
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Maybe we can raise some piggies at the backyard to help out  
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I'm fairly sure that a world-wide shortage of bacon, even if for a week, would cause WW3, at the least.
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Civilised society is only three meals away from revolution (Rousseau)
Two, if there's no bacon.
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The lost jewels of Marie Antoinette are buried under Oak Island, too!!!
Like WOW!!!
So there's the Ark of the Covenant, the original pages of all Shakespeare's work (in his own hand), the payroll of the entire British army, the Templars' gold, and the treasure from at least twenty-three pirates buried there!
The Lagina* brothers are going to be SO RICH!!!!
God, I love that show!
* They themselves pronounce it wrong, so pick any pronunciation you like
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I'm just guessing that Elvis is living down there as well.
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Oh, WOW!!!!
Gimme a phone! I gotta call them with the news!
Um, you have actually provided more proof to your claim than most of the idiots researchers do.
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He the ground keeper.
I'd rather be phishing!
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but the curse? neither brother wants to draw the short straw on being #7
The templars/pirates/crusaders/... armed with the best and latest in shovels, hammers, maybe even a slide rule using only manual labor that have outwitted today's drilling machines, ground penetrating radar, sonar, computes, scuba divers and even satellite imagery for something.
Go figure, our tech and powerful machines are just not up for matching the work that was acheived with hand tools centuries before.
Sin tack ear lol
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Or ...
... and this is just pure conjecture, based on having never watched an episode ...
... it's a load of male cow effluent designed to make a killing on TV?
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OriginalGriff wrote: it's a load of male cow effluent designed to make a killing on TV
They should put that in the blurb.
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Lopatir wrote: but the curse? neither brother wants to draw the short straw on being #7
But where did this "legend" that seven have to die come from?
That's what I like about it. It's like an inward-driven astronomy, where people are making random guesses and silly assumptions based on a 3D web of previous silly assumptions and made-up cr@p, and immediately declaring their completely stupid ideas to be absolute fact -- all the while drawing funds from people they've managed to convince that they're experts.
"Seven people have to die!", for example.
Says who?
Who made that cr@p up, which is now being banged out at least once per show as if it's an absolute fact, used to back up yet further layers of cr@p?
My advice to anyone who's never watched the show: Don't start; it's too hopelessly addictive -- Just say No to O!
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