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You taught a sheep to wear fashionable clothes? Well done – I'm Prada Ewe!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You have to ram home your lifestyle!
veni bibi saltavi
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But do they give a FCUK?
Sin tack ear lol
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I loved the movie - Gene Hackman in one of his best roles!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Nobody can Ivanka Trump that pun!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I'm shorn I've heard this before.
/ravi
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This is the worsted pun ever; alpaca your coat for you, angora far, far away!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
modified 6-Feb-17 12:19pm.
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Baah! The choice with warm fashionable close: eider down or wool? Let's not nit-pick for the shear sake of it.
With that, I'll take it on the lamb.
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Yes, but those leg-of-mutton sleeves  ...
Software Zen: delete this;
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Am I allowed to tell about a programmer job at a hi-tech company in Finland, or is it against the policy of this forum?
Are here anyone who would be interested? Decent salary and a somewhat exotic country...
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Job ads are off topic. Sorry.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Ok. 
modified 12-Feb-22 21:01pm.
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May I apply for the job using this forum or is against its policy?
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If you want to move to Finland, be my guest. But don't come complaining to us afterwards! You're on your own! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: If you want to move to Finland, be my guest. But don't come complaining to us afterwards! You're on your own!
Finland is not that bad. The winters use to be a little harsh, but has become a little less cold depending on global warming (or just normal variations). This winter we have hardly had any snow at all where I live. That's unusual!
Contrary to popular believes, we don’t have polar bears running around here..
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Mikael Sundfors wrote: we don’t have polar bears running around here..
I know! You've got naked (and drunk) Finnish guys running around in the snow, and that's way worse! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Do you count as more than 1? or is that just the double vision you create when streaking?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Mikael Sundfors wrote: global warming
So we've found which forum you need -- The Soapbox!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mikael Sundfors wrote: Contrary to popular believes, we don’t have polar bears running around here
So what, they just walk around then? (... maybe too hot to run??)
Or perhaps, they fly???
Sin tack ear lol
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Lopatir wrote: Or perhaps, they fly???
Only when they're drunk
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Who, the polar bears or the people observing them?
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Kaladin wrote: Who, the polar bears or the people observing them?
Yes.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Mikael Sundfors wrote: we don’t have polar bears running around here
what - oh man, ripped off !! I was going to apply on that basis alone (ie the chance of meeting polar bears) 
I'll pm you
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I met these two hybrid bears.[^] They must be diesel-electric. Anyway, it was not really worth the trouble. They did not say a word and only looked at me hungrily.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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