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Quote: Over 3,500 people participated in Go’s 2016 survey
OK, that's about a couple-of-hundred-thousandth of the number of VB users, and a kajiillionth of C# users.
Hell, a COBOL survey would get more hits.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That survey was depressing for C#. Thankfully all surveys are FAKE NEWS!!!
Marc
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If it wasn't blatantly obvious from the top results in the survey, Jaxenter is a very java centric site. Do the same here and you'd probably see Java and C# swap spots.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Did I just hear a survey suggestion?
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Qualcomm and Microsoft demonstrated Windows Server on Qualcomm's 10nm ARM processors. The collaboration will cover future generations of hardware and software. Maybe if we ask nice, they'll port it to MIPS again
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It's a risc that's worth taking.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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This new “Video Intelligence API” was demoed onstage, and it offered the kind of “whoa” moment you expect from a Google keynote. "Methinks it is like a weasel"
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Quote: Fei-Fei Li, chief scientist of artificial intelligence and machine learning at Google Cloud
Golly!
A high-ranking female programmer!
I wonder where she's from.
(Point of possible interest: her name is probably Li Fei, but it's common in China to repeat (one of) the given name(s), QED Fei-Fei -- my wife's given names are Yu Hua, so I call her Hua-Hua-Hua-Hua-Huaaaaa!)
(Then she hits me)
(People do that a lot)
Quote: It’s apparently impossible for anybody to talk about cloud services and machine learning without resorting to vague platitudes
Causality is a real thing.
Pissing on their candle aside: if they're doing this with pseudo-3D interpretation of 2D images, rather than with metadata, it's actually pretty cool, and I'd like to get my paws on it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's written by Googler/MIT prof Eric Lehman, MIT/Akamai scientist F Thomson Leighton and MIT AI researcher Albert R Meyer, as a companion to their Mathematics for Computer Science open course. Because sometimes you need to know them numbers 'n' figurin'
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I already know my guzinto's, pretty good start!
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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Mike Hankey wrote: I already know my guzinto's, pretty good start!
I been ciphering for some time so's I could do this here mathmatics.
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I'm doin real good I make it to this here grade
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Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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Ah knew it! Yous gonna be one a them thar brain sirjuns!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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The symbol N stands for the set of nonnegative integers: 0, 1, 2, 3, . . . (ask your instructor for the complete list).
Nice to see a math text with some humor. 
Marc
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What, there still isn't a proof for Fermat's Last Theorem?
But it's obvious!
It's... urgh!
... My heart!
It's... Acghk!
<Thud!>
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: But it's obvious!
Ha! I had a math professor that used to write IOTTMCO in place of a lengthy portion of a proof he was going through. He'd explain "well, that part is intuitively obvious to the most casual observer", for some reason it didn't go over well when we put it on the exams.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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While the rush to keep pace with Moore's Law is getting rather "chaotic", researchers at IBM announced on Wednesday that they have drastically reduced the space required to store a bit of information down to that of a single atom. Symptoms of data storage may include: nausea, hair loss, and the arrival of giant lizards
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Pretty soon they'll be using dark matter, or black holes or better yet alternate universe to store data bringing size down even moore.
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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I really hope they build it more stable as Samsung. I don't want to have a nuclear explosion when connecting the new drive
I'll go get my coat
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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International women's day.
Nevertheless, She Coded.
In my 20+ years of coding, I have had the privileged of working with less than 10 women; I wish it would be more.
Make it happen that more women get into technical jobs.
I'd rather be phishing!
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dev.to wrote: stands in solidarity with the many women and non-binary individuals in our community
Is it now named "Women and Non-binaries day"?
Sorry, the choice in hormones is binary. You might not feel like it, but that doesn't change nature.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: the choice in hormones is binary
Are you sure about that?[^] 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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While I recognize the political side of this topic, and would rather not weigh in on it... I do find it rather silly that humans, supposedly being super intelligent, find cause for a course of action being derived from bugs. Which, is all fine and dandy I suppose, but if we really think bugs have it figured out then who's the smart one here... bugs or humans?
Maybe we should vote for bugs to be the next president.
Anyway, you gotta laugh at it I suppose. 
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: cause for a course of action being derived from bugs
I guess you stopped reading part-way through? Roughly half-way down, the part that starts "Oh, did you mean humans?" lists numerous examples of non-binary human biology - no bugs required.
(Unless you meant that these examples are "bugs" in our genetics?)
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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