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PIEBALDconsult wrote: What the Elephant is that!?
A Quality Assurance Engineer is an insurance policy that "donkeys" are only of the highest engineered quality.
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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It's the software-world equivalent of a "sanitation engineer", who carries out trashcans full of smelly, disgusting code, and buries it in a landfill.
Let's see someone try to call themselves that in Canada, eh?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Don't know about elsewhere, but at our company, the QA Analyst is someone who can write the documentation and open a browser and click the right places and fill in values, and make sure the output is what's expected.
The QA Engineer is someone who scripts and automates that stuff using Selenium, and can also use script-based tools to do load and regression testing of REST services. The QAA doesn't even know what a REST service is, let alone be able to script a load test for one.
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Gosh. I am in the 17.2 and 7.5. That's really depressing.
This space for rent
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17.2 and 7.5 (and 28.9 (desktop) and 23.0 (mobile)) for me. Odd that they seemed to have lumped back end (server side) development into "Other". 
/ravi
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'Dodgy' unwanted operating system update sparks potential class-action lawsuit When in doubt, call the lawyers!
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I thought I would not live to see lawyers doing something really useful
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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The messaging service that allowed Gmail users to talk to each other since it launched in 2005, will now be completely retired. Yeah, Google cancelling something isn't really news is it?
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Does that mean that my ignoring the last 4,000 google talk updates on my phone were a good idea?
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In a severe rebuke of one of the biggest suppliers of HTTPS credentials, Google Chrome developers announced plans to drastically restrict transport layer security certificates sold by Symantec-owned issuers following the discovery they have allegedly mis-issued more than 30,000 certificates. I am the gatekeeper, are you the keymaster?
OK, not a direct quote, but I hope you get the idea I was going for.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: I am the gatekeeper, are you the keymaster?
If you're not sure, who ya gonna call?
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Mark_Wallace wrote: who ya gonna call?
Ghostbusters?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Winnti's abuse of GitHub repository leaves the site in the tricky position of deciding which projects can stay and which ones to shut down. Hackers need version control too?
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In this article you will find a collection of the most interesting bugs that developers have detected over the last 4 years by checking various open source projects. We periodically add new errors, so subscribe to our blog, so that not to miss the update. It seems to me that I have already seen it, but it's quite interesting
modified 24-Mar-17 5:45am.
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The bug of the month for April 2014 was in ms word 1.1?
Jeeze, how much time do they spend looking?
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The irony here is that even the text describing the bug here is wrong. The loop will iterate once.
Marc
Latest Article - Merkle Trees
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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It's another case of too much equality, obviously.
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At the USENIX Symposium on Networked Systems Design and Implementation next week, researchers from MIT's Computer Science and Artificial Intelligence Laboratory and Stanford University will present a new encryption system that disguises users' database queries so that they reveal no private information. I do all my browsing wearing a domino mask
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Kent Sharkey wrote: I do all my browsing wearing a domino mask
Why?
The glasses and the kiss-curl not working, any more?
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Batman figured it out, so I'm going with Robin's solution.
TTFN - Kent
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Kent Sharkey wrote: I'm going with Robin's solution
Have fun getting your legs waxed.
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Damn it! I booked myself on the UNISEX Symposium on Networked Systems Design and Implementation (also next week) by mistake! 
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Brent Jenkins wrote: I booked myself on the UNISEX...
Somehow I was expecting it to continue differently 
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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It's a family friendly site! 
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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