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It's a family friendly site! 
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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You have not been in the soapbox... have you?
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Google says 32 percent more websites were hacked in 2016 compared with the year prior, and that most operators of hacked sites were never informed of it. "Ever upward"
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Fable uses the Babel compiler to make JavaScript a back end for Microsoft's F# functional programming language For those web developers that give an F#
To quote a wise man, "This will make a huge difference to my lifestyle."
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Kent Sharkey wrote: "This will make a huge difference to my lifestyle."
Anything that avoids having to use Javascript directly will make a huge difference to my lifestyle.
The fact that there are quite a few of these options now available I think is indicative of the general loathing of Javascript. ![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
Marc
Latest Article - Merkle Trees
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Truly JavaScript has become the new "machine code" - something to be compiled to, but to not to be looked at directly by humans.
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: Truly JavaScript has become the new "machine code" - something to be compiled to, but to not to be looked at directly by humans.
Works for me! 
Marc
Latest Article - Merkle Trees
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Kent Sharkey wrote: To quote a wise man
Nope.
I'm not paying ya.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I should be paying you! You were on fire yesterday.
TTFN - Kent
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Jeeze, so that's what that smell was!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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One of Apple's big talking points is that Macs don't get viruses and that they're relatively safe when compared to Windows PCs. I'm sure no one bad will get their hands on them
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The US Senate has voted to overturn consumer-friendly internet privacy rules that would have prevented internet providers from sharing your web browsing history without permission. Now everyone will know you visit CodeProject.com!
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All your funny cat videos are belong to us!
And although we've already got our own favourite pr0n sites; we're willing to learn from you.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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CodeProject is not what worries me  ! Guess, I'll have to go back to Tor.
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At what point can we agree that advertiser behavior has become sufficiently malicious to justify going on the offensive instead of just blocking? I want something that instead of just hiding ads will cache the last N (100? 1000?) and use 1 or 2 percent of my upstream to continuously redownload them in the background looking like a cross between a DDoS and the site owner they're from committing click-fraud.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I want to be outraged, but I assumed they already were doing this.
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A daily pint reduces risk of a heart attack and angina by a third, a big data study of Brit adults has found, while total abstinence increases the risk by 24 per cent. Drink up before the next study comes out
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Um, it's not a big secret that alcohol reduces both blood pressure and blood-sugar levels, not to mention its effect on saturated fats.
Nor is it a secret that high blood-pressure and high blood-sugar levels (not to mention saturated fats in the bloodstream) are the biggest causes of many of the worst nasty-yucky-horrible health problems.
Was it really necessary to spend money on "research" to reach such obvious conclusions?
Or does this "research" coincide with figures that show that the UK has taxed alcohol so ridiculously and punitively high that people are drinking less, and therefore handing over less tax extortion money?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Quote: But the evidence seems compelling: if we must eat "five a day", shouldn't we also drink "two a day"?
Assuming we're talking about gallons here, my life-style is starting to look incredibly healthy!
Slogans aren't solutions.
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The standard provides rules for secure coding in the C++ programming language to help developers create safe, reliable, and secure systems free from undefined program behaviors and exploitable vulnerabilities. Thou shalt have no other standards before these
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Just over 2 years ago Microsoft open-sourced the entire .NET framework, this posts attempts to provide a ‘Hitchhikers Guide’ to the source-code found in the CoreCLR GitHub repository. Don't forget your towel
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Very cool!
Marc
Latest Article - Merkle Trees
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Atari's Starship 1 has been hiding a "Hi Ron!" from the world all this time. For your next trivia night
With all the quarters I put into that machine, why didn't I see it?
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Ten free credits!
Damn, that would have saved me enough for several extra ice-creams!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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