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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: even Eclipse is often faster and lighter
--Insert sarcastic comment here--
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Thanks for this. I had hoped to find a way to stop formatting on CSHTML files buried in these settings but alas it's not possible.
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Quote: A team of scientists from Boston University have found a way to hack into mammalian cells -- human cells, even -- and make them follow logical instructions like computers can. As opposed to the usual random impulses, I assume. They only get my squeal of approval if they can erradicate trained monkeys which desperately try to drive cars right in front of your nose.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: drive cars right in front of your nose. Or right up your backend.
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Aua.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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And no dinner or movie first.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Raw material on language esteems guiding principles (4, 6)
Slogans aren't solutions.
modified 29-Mar-17 4:54am.
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I know it, I know it, but I'm not going to tell. Last week it brought me enough bad luch
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CORE VALUES?
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Yes, indeed.
Do you want to do the explanation?
Slogans aren't solutions.
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raw material on language -> C + ORE -> CORE
esteems -> VALUES
guiding principles -> CORE VALUES
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Skynet: Avian edition!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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See RFCs 1149, 2549, and 6214
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Heh, there already are crow bars.
Getting my coat
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Reminds me of that song: "Girl. I wanna take you to a crow-bar...."
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I wouldn't take a girl in a crow-bar, they tend to be too crowded.
I found the lyrics, this evening I will listen to it
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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And full of blacks....
Time to leave...
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I'd prefer supercrows to superbugs.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I have always held the idea that we are (the southern US, anyway) genetically immproving armadillos. Eventualy, we will have selected for either fast ones (to cross roads), or super-armored: not bothered by being hit by cars.
Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes, bathe, and not make messes in the house. - Lazarus Long
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Alfred Hitchcock was a futurist!
Marc
Latest Article - Merkle Trees
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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I have no problem with that if it means that when I yell at them to STFU and go away at 5:30am, then they actually understand.
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dandy72 wrote: I have no problem with that if it means that when I yell at them to STFU and go away at 5:30am, then they actually understand.
And just to piss you off will stay, call up their friends, and make even more noice.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Until you one-up them with a blast of grape-shot from your very own deck-mounted culverin
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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I hate crows. I walk up to my office door to unlock it and there they are up on the roof looking down at me going - caw caw caw.
Creapy
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