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If you combine Scrum with DevOps you get Ruck (or if you add sprints you get Rolling Maul).
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In other news, consulting companies have announced a new revenue stream.
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The Association of Computing Machinery (ACM) has announced its 2016 ACM A.M. Turing Award is being awarded to Sir Tim Berners-Lee. And now he's complete
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Huh? you mean it's NOT Al Gore?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yeah, he's only a paltry Knight of the Realm, so he needs really important stuff like this to affirm himself.
You can bet that it will make a huge difference to his lifestyle.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I wanted to write a Linux Console app in C++ using Visual Studio in Windows. Why? Why not? I like VS. Because some people like to confuse their computers
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According to the 2017 OS Adoption Trends from Spiceworks, a large portion of businesses are running at least one instance of Windows XP, with 9% still running at least one instance of Windows Vista. If it ain't broke, it soon will be
If the Windows Update people get their downloads on it.
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Quote: the impending drop in support for Vista should encourage businesses to upgrade their machines tell microsoft to go take a flying leap
I mean, Really!
It's just a fruggin' OS! Its job is to make hardware and software available/utilisable.
A company that makes an OS doesn't have any right whatsoever to tell owners how to use their property, and Most Certainly doesn't have a seat in the decision to disable said property.
(Note to ryandev: Don't bother; I'll cr@p all over what you say so badly that they'll demand lots of their their wu mao payments back)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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When Verizon merges Yahoo with AOL after its acquisition of Yahoo closes, the newly created division will get a new name. And that will fix everything about both companies
It's probably named for the various words used by Verizon executives after the latest Yahoo hack disclosures.
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Well, TW and AT&T took Spectrum. Verizon should have used Spectre. 
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Only if they did it in all uppercase, like the classic Bond villains they are.
TTFN - Kent
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How 'bout Y'AOL
Or Senior.net
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Do they read dictionaries?
a profane or offensive expression used to express anger or other strong emotions.
OTOH, perhaps they do since I daily use, or at least think, oaths about Yahoo mail.
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"Oath" isn't a good name.
Are we allowed to suggest alternatives? I'm fairly sure I could come up with something appropriate.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's the most ex-Yahooing formerly-AOLed idea I've ever seen. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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In a move that may affect how the tech industry hires programmers from overseas, the United States quietly released a visa policy that could mean stricter scrutiny for companies seeking coders. "We report, you decide"
I've been playing 'hokey pokey' with this news item for a few hours now. That's what it's all about.
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Fortunately we're hiring mouse jockeys only. 
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Oh well, luckily I have only a MasterCard.
I was already getting my coat, it's lunch time.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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The exam covers everything from the basics of why mobile sites matter to how to improve mobile site speed, effective mobile UX design and more advanced topics like progressive web apps. Does the exam work on Windows phone?
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How, exactly, do you compare speeds between quantum computers? If you begin looking into this issue, you'll quickly learn it's far more complicated than anyone really wanted it to be. Quantum computer speed measured in cats per qubit?
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Thermal diodes may serve as the building blocks of future thermal computers, which could run at temperatures at which today's electronic computers would quickly overheat and stop working. Because heat sinks are for the weak
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This document enumerates all the major changes that have been applied to the C++ working draft since the publication of C++14, up to the publication of the C++17 DIS (N4660). For those keeping score (but it looks like the answer is '+=3')
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Kent Sharkey wrote: For those keeping score (but it looks like the answer is '+=3')
Not 42 yet... not interested
I'll go get my coat
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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The link should indicate that it's NSFW, if you work in a quiet environment.
I got my doughnut privileges revoked for snoring too loudly.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Developers earn higher salaries when their software skills are scarce and more complex, according to VisionMobile’s 12th annual report on developer economics released this week. "You know there’s a lot of opportunities if there aren’t, you can make them"
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