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Nah. We had generators for such an event. Look down at my reply to Griff. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Every kid mashed the "do not press this button" button into the ground?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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One was enough. And then all hell broke lose. There were reports coming in from all stations, mechanical plotters on the wall were showing the (simulated) missile trajectory and that of the target, some commercial airliner over Frankfurt. Then the remaining signal lights came on, one after another: Fire, launch, burst.
Somewhere inbetween I got the order to destruct the missile. Did not work, oh dear. The poor teacher probably never visited anything again with a class.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Terry Pratchett wrote ("Thief of Time"): Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I don't believe it. It's now been 30 years since we shut down the old NIKE system. Still I get shirts[^] with our unit's emblem and the caption 'We bring light and warmth into your cockpit".
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Make sure you get the hound inside then... Wouldn't want the poor thing to freeze his little paws... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 26-Apr-17 5:48am.
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I take it that is 'poor' depsite the similarity between a Tor and giant sheep poo!
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Damn autocorrect!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Your post is missing the "Bit by bit the massive fraud that is climate change is faling apart" line? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Now now, dont mention the C word in the lounge! 
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..that explains why, indeed
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Cavascript?
I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.
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I pulled out of bird to change position (5)
Slogans aren't solutions.
modified 26-Apr-17 4:50am.
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Budge
From budgie without the i.
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I shoulda got that ... ![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif) needed ...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yep, you shoulda. Now I have to do tomorrow because you had a weak coffee
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Well done!
Slogans aren't solutions.
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-- Sorry, wrong Forum --
I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.
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Wrong forum?
This space for rent
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I corrected it as you wrote your answer.
Somewhat confused today, mid-sized cold, sore throat... Headaches.
I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.
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We don't support trolls in the lounge, so asking for one to contact you probably isn't going to work...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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We don't? Then I must ask myself what some people are doing here.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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