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Actually went over to QA immediately...
(No sign Googling or any other activities however)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Told ya, yougun's these days have forgotten how to:
- accept advice,
- read,
- and think
everything's a video these days; jus show me the codez
or back in our day what we would call: "monkey see, monkey do"
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Member 13153325 wrote: at kernal level
On a Commodore 64?
I'm not sure it will work at all.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I think you're right.
That's only 8 bit!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Maybe he meant "colonel", rather than major.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Or he meant Bruce KDarnel
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if(this.signature != "")
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MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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Why did I just see a red signal lamp with the label 'Target Acquired' light up?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: a red signal lamp with the label 'Target Acquired' light up
So unfashionable.
It should have been one of these weird black controls, which are labeled in black on a black background, where a small black light lights up black to let you know you've done it.
(apologies to the Late Great DNA)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nope. It was more like an old fashioned console with huge analog lights and switches, round radar displays (glowing in 1950's radiation green) and with the red button (with a red safety cap over it) you could wake up a flying monster that had been sleeping on its launcher a few miles away in the launching area.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Please, please tell me it needed two keys turned at the same time to activate it!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nope. Nothing like that. We once had a school class visiting and we had everything ready to fire (simulated by that analog computer). They showed the kids everything, including that red button and then deliberately turned to the computer guy for some Star trek techno babble.
Guess what happened?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Power cut, betcha.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Nah. We had generators for such an event. Look down at my reply to Griff. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Every kid mashed the "do not press this button" button into the ground?
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One was enough. And then all hell broke lose. There were reports coming in from all stations, mechanical plotters on the wall were showing the (simulated) missile trajectory and that of the target, some commercial airliner over Frankfurt. Then the remaining signal lights came on, one after another: Fire, launch, burst.
Somewhere inbetween I got the order to destruct the missile. Did not work, oh dear. The poor teacher probably never visited anything again with a class.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Terry Pratchett wrote ("Thief of Time"): Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I don't believe it. It's now been 30 years since we shut down the old NIKE system. Still I get shirts[^] with our unit's emblem and the caption 'We bring light and warmth into your cockpit".
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Make sure you get the hound inside then... Wouldn't want the poor thing to freeze his little paws... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 26-Apr-17 5:48am.
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I take it that is 'poor' depsite the similarity between a Tor and giant sheep poo!
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Damn autocorrect!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Your post is missing the "Bit by bit the massive fraud that is climate change is faling apart" line? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Now now, dont mention the C word in the lounge! 
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..that explains why, indeed
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