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Just revoke their oxygen use license. They can still breathe as much nitrogen as they want. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Follow the money; they want him to become licensed so that he can support their cushy lifestyle.
David A. Gray
Delivering Solutions for the Ages, One Problem at a Time
Interpreting the Fundamental Principle of Tabular Reporting
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Welcome to "Licensing" and why I NEVER EVER want to support "Programmer Licenses".
It is a barrier to entry, and a tool by which otherwise competent people are kept out, to protect the incompetent people who snuck in!
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We are talking about a state whose answer to job loss from increased lumber regulation was to make it illegal to pump your own gas...
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Not exactly true. If you are referring to regulations from the spotted owl, those happened long after one was forbidden from pumping one's own gas in the state.
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So that may have been for literally no reason. My bad. 
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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A man has to have a hobby. Getting the timing right for street lights does seem a little focused to me!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Was the local University bookshop owner indicted for selling weapons of Maths instruction?
The world wonders...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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From the article: unlicensed practice of engineering
Did Oregon move to Canada while I wasn't looking?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright
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And, still OriginalGriff is working out in QA. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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As a member in good standing of the oppressed proletariat, OG is showing his solidarity with the workers by using his day off to help them solve their problems.
As a card-carrying running-dog of the reactionary capitalist oppressors, I am at work today. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I am indeed oppressed, but I was born in the UK, not Proland. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Monty Python - Constitutional Peasants Scene
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote: OriginalGriff
Have you seen how many points the guy has? He's always here. He has no job.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: Have you seen how many points the guy has? He's always here. He has no job life
FTFY!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Oi! Less of the cheek - I don't work out anywhere!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Keep inspiring the bots.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Tim Cook (CEO, Apple) and Sundar Pichai (CEO, Google) met for lunch one day.
Tim: Sundar, I know you are using an iPhone.
Sundar: How do you know that?
Tim: Siri has the voice profiles of millions of people and it can identify people by voice.
Sundar: That's great. but I also know you're using Google Maps.
Tim: No way! But out of curiosity how do tell that?
Sundar: If you were using Apple Maps, you'd never have made it to the restaurant on time.
/ravi
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Nadella would have been there too, ...
except that instead he cluelessly attempted to turn lunch an uncomfortable black and white strap-on device in the form of a baby bottle.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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So CEO got some specification of a new features, he checked it and decided to do it, so passed over the job WITHOUT the specification...
I just love it...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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That's brilliant! You can create exactly what you want, and say it was a verbal instruction!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Just did it... A hour of free time... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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