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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

 
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GeneralPetrovich Pin
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Marco Bertschi15-May-17 12:30
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Petrovich> do something with HalleBerry001.jpg
file deleted
Petrovich> punish
Petrovich> do something with HalleBerry002.jpg
searching web for similar images...
downloading...
Petrovich> reward
Petrovich> 


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The user asked Petrovich to do something with a soft porn file, and Petrovich responded by deleting the file. The user did not want this to happen, so punishes Petrovich. The user then asks Petrovich to do something with another file. This time, chastened by the punishment, Petrovich tries a web search and retrieving similar images to add to the user's porn collection. The user rewards Petrovich.


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GeneralThe truth is out there Pin
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