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_Asif_ wrote: i desperately wanted to stop sending email by turning off network
Been there.  I've violently pulled that yellow LAN cable off my notebook once almost damaging its "click-lock" ability.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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public occasionally gets misspelled. 
Marc
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hehe every teenish OO programmers fav typo. 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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I do that all over the place when writing C# classes 
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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That's quite a common one for me too.. not sure why (perhaps the position of 'l' on the keyboard means I don't hit it hard enough).
Have to watch out for 'Count' (e.g. 'LineCount') too before checking in code.. that's caused to occasional raised eyebrows 
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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I am maintaining an internal tool that does not go out to customers, but is used by 150-200 program developers, all installing it on their desktop PCs, all accepting the license. It took more than a year before one guy pointed out they typo in the "Common Public License", even though it a boldfaced header that requires no scrolling.
Over the next two years, two other persons have noticed it - and they have even read beyond the text in the opening window ("... If you received an earlier version of the software that contains bugs that you have made friends with and would like to keep, you are hereby entitled not to install the new version, and ignore the conditions specified by this License. ...), and noticed the discussion about source and destination code rights, the granting of a royalty-free and presidency-free right to reproduce the program, while the program retains the right to transfer any information on the user's PC to the NSA, and requires that if the program is uninstalled, the hard disk of the machine shall be deep formatted at least thrice, and then demolished by a slegehammer flattening it to a maximum thickness of 2 mm ...
More than 150 program developers have agreed to these condition, including those also working with intellectual property rights and other legal matters.
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Blame it on auto correct.
I commented on someone's post yesterday (not here), regarding how auto correct fixed her post by choosing a different word that was equally appropriate, if differing in meaning.
Unfortunately, my remark itself was auto corrected to "appreciation in chierce" from "appropriate in choice".
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A few times I have written 'I will ruin the program', instead of 'I will run the program'. And 'I have sent you the new flies' instead of 'I have sent you the new files'. But in source comments, my most common typo is 'chnage' instead of 'change' - that isn't even a word.
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using (FileStream stream = File.OpenRead("C:\\veer1.raw"))
using (FileStream writeStream = File.OpenWrite("D:\\file.raw"))
{
BinaryReader reader = new BinaryReader(stream);
BinaryWriter writer = new BinaryWriter(writeStream);
byte[] buffer = new Byte[1024];
int bytesRead;
while ((bytesRead =
stream.Read(buffer, 0, 1024)) > 0)
{
writeStream.Write(buffer, 0, bytesRead);
}
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Not sure if you are trying to help community by sharing this code or if it does not work. In both cases, lounge is not the right place.
If you want to ask a question, post this as a question in Question and answers section. If you are sharing this with community, try posting it as a tip with some description about your code.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Not only is it a programming question, not sharing code with the world, because that code does nothing in the line of the increasing order of the names, which looks like it's supposed to sort lines from one file into another.
Immanentize the Eschaton!
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Wow, you read it! I didn't. I am pissed off with VS 2015 and nuget packages. Already spent half a day just setting up the solution.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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idiot--;
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Evolution in action ...
Perhaps it's time to revise the bible: "The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and the crocodile shall help the pastor cross the damn river; and a little child shall lead them...."
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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In this case people get mixed up between fiction and non fiction books. Nuff said.
I liked the bit where the congregation couldn't understand it because he fasted and prayed all week. I think it would have had the opposite effect because the crocs dinner would have any poo mixed in it and hence be better tasting !
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I like that they call it "Crocodile River" - hint, hint - and the bit where "the pastor entered the water and waded out approximately 30 metres before attempting to make his way to the surface."
Surely he must have realised it wasn't going to go well when he first stepped on and his foot sank... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yep. Just plain wrong on so many levels
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OriginalGriff wrote: Surely he must have realised it wasn't going to go well when he first stepped on and his foot sank...
A minor technicality.. you need more faith!
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Faith can move mountains - but bulldozers are quicker, cheaper, and a lot more reliable!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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RossMW wrote: I liked the bit where the congregation couldn't understand it because he fasted and prayed all week
Needs to be two weeks. Try again 
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I suppose that there's always the hope that this will set a precedent for religious leaders to attempt to recreate miracles, and kill themselves in the process.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I thought we may have lost a jesus freak from the Kakadu, damn.
WTF sort of publication is that, one of the ugliest, over the top designs I have seen in a while. I was going to read the store but my eyes kept crossing.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Well clearly his demonstration was not accurate.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I just love the eyewitness comment:
Quote: 'He promised he would demonstrate his faith to us today, but he unfortunately ended up drowning and getting eaten by 3 large crocodiles in front of us.
'We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week. They finished him in a couple of minutes.
Thank God I don't suffer from religion!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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