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I don't think that's the bee all or end all, honey!
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Oh bee serious or bee quiet will ya! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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She better be.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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careful not to get stung by some little prick
Sin tack
the any key okay
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I think I'll archive that
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Ahh... that makes me wax nostalgic of all the great puns you've posted over the years.
Both of them.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Ouch! That stings! Please, bee more careful in future - or buzz off!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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...and OG keeps droning on. 
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Not if all she has are bee stings.
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In that case she can buzz off?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Two bees or not two bees; that is the question!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I hive an urge to wax poetic.
(Don't worry- I'm just pollen your leg)
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Sweet!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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If she is you'd better comb your hair and treat her like a queen.
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No, it means she's a patient of mine and I'm not overly enthralled by the way the new scaffold for the stem-cell ear I'm constructing for her in my laboratory is turning out so I need to see her again so we can restart the culture.
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If she was also a great cook, that would be the bee's knees.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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That it didn't happen 51 years ago[^]
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Quote: was friends with hunter Scott van Zyl, 44, who was killed by crocodiles
It seems to be a good month for animals...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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There were some ISIS fighters killed by wild boars a few days ago.
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Well, those guys don't like pork...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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And the pork reciprocated.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Hopefully eaten by them, too.
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He might have had a bit of trouble shooting straight, 51 years ago.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I was just imagining dropping a (baby) elephant on him.
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