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The author evidently doesn't understand functional programming, so decides to slag it off.
IO is a monad. Monads were introduced by Haskell to allow a program to remain purely functional while actually things in the real world. Effectively, in this case, the state of the real world becomes a hidden parameter of the function.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Lies are stateful. They occur at all levels of state. Therefore, functional programming is NOT a lie. 
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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I C WHAT U DID THERE!
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You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Criminal hackers have started using a novel malware attack that infects people when their mouse hovers over a link embedded in a malicious PowerPoint file. Just in case you needed another reason to not like PowerPoint
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A completely new kind of non-von-Neumann processor called a HIVE — Hierarchical Identify Verify Exploit — is being funded by the Defense Advanced Research Project Agency (DARPA) to the tune of $80 million over four-and-a-half years. Eh... You're on your own here
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Eh... You're on your own here
The hive mind will always find correlations between random data points if it looks long enough, regardless of whether the causation actually exists.
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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The revolution will be televised… over the internet. This one goes out to the people that complained my HTML emails, "used too much bandwidth"
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Of the 80% that is videos, 90% will be cat videos.  
(and 9% will be pr0n)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Redditors were having a field day over in r/ProgrammerHumor in a thread that begs the question, “Who can make the best volume slider?” "It's not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works."
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Commentary: Twitter ad for Apple Music's "Planet of the Apps" show implies that not seeing your kids is necessary for success. The ad comes down but Apple bashing heats up. Did they hire the Microsoft marketing team for that one?
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"super ultrawide", sounds like a toilet paper commercial.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Quote: Me want!
Me first!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Quote: Me first!
Ok, but you're right behind me. I want TWO! I want to build a surround-monitor! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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You might need more than two, maybe four!
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You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Probably six, at least (you forgot up and down  )
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Quote: You might need more than two, maybe four
Oh I don't know. I don't have eyes in the back of my head! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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True, but one does turn around now and then.
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Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Yup! But wouldn't it be great to have eyes in the back of your head, so debt collectors cannot sneak up on you from behind!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Not Samsung, nope, no thanks.
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What? You don't like spying?
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Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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In theory, I want this.
«Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.» Miss Piggy
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No matter what language you use or platforms you support, there is a core set of tools everyone needs to have. Because you need a laugh every once and a while
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That's like those endless tech "news" articles\programs that assume everyone has an iPhone and that iPhone is the only phone that exists.
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