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Guess which programming languages these random GitHub entries are by the shapes of their source code "All I see now is blonde, brunette, redhead."
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Your cognitive capacity is significantly reduced when your smartphone is within reach — even if it’s off — suggests new research. That explains so many people
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I have a workstation, two tablets, a laptop and two smart-phones on my table just now... and I definitely outperform everyone in the room (that's why I'm the team-leader)...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: and I definitely outperform everyone in the room (that's why I'm the team-leader)...
Not that Team-Leaders work so hard...  
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Are you certain that you are not an example of the Dilbert principle?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I am Dilbert!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You mean - like this?
Dilbert Comic Strip on 1995-01-25
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Two new papers from MIT and Google explain first steps for making AI see, hear, and read in a holistic way—an approach that could upend how we teach our machines about the world. "Malfunction. Need input."
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I love that movie. It has one of my favorite lines ever in it : "I am standing beside myself."
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But can it dream nonsensical crap?
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A video showing TEO, a robot ironing, has attracted lots of attention, as it is a robot's feat and that in and of itself has merit. So, robots are even doing jobs no one else does?
I'm not even sure if I own an iron
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The data – some 32TB of installation images and software blueprints that compress down to 8TB – were uploaded to betaarchive.com, the latest load of files provided just earlier this week. It is believed the data has been exfiltrated from Microsoft's in-house systems since around March.
Probably the biggest unintended contribution to the open-source world ever.
The quick brown ProgramFOX jumps right over the Lazy<Dog>.
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Rest assured, your data in Azure is still secure. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Yes, but who really cares?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Heads will roll in the streets of Redmond. 
!false - It's funny, because it's true
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Double wow.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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So the issue is obviously the zero day exploits that will come out of this. No one's actually going to use the code for anything. Just building it would be a challenge.
Maybe they should just open source the whole lot and get a million devs to help with security checks.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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One positive thing might be that some "undocumented" features might become, well, documented.
!false - It's funny, because it's true
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They found the Honeypot.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Yeah it's really Microsoft Bob source code.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Microsoft has no any extraordinary code with secret ideas in it, however with the code out on the wild, hackers can find weaknesses in a way they had it never before...
We all must handle unfamiliar sources with extra care now...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Hubbers found that their online tool, designed for managing large software projects, works for any collaborative process. If it's like my GitHub use, it involves a lot of swearing and prayer
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