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But even when woken up, they work only half of the time, the other half they rest in order to avoid burn-out. 
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As my old phone decided: Auto condom wrecker.
Don't ask. That thing had a mind of its own.
Also, Damn You Auto Correct! - Funny iPhone Fails and Autocorrect Horror Stories[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Not yet, but now:
Could I interest you in one of the following:
- My analysis of your system has revealed several critical isses. Please download my great program to make a more detailed analysis.
- There are some attachments to this message which you should open immediately.
- I also am the Emperor of the universe and currently have problems with a financial transaction. Would you be so kind and let me transfer the money (80 trillion Quadloos) to your account for, let's say 25%, as compensation for your troubles?
- You look like you could need some silicon implants or blue pills, both at unbeatable prices.
- Get your horoscope now!
Enough, or do you want more?
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CodeWraith wrote: Enough, or do you want more?
Only if you promise me a special discount like I'm the only person in the world and your business model relies on me acting within three seconds so have you sell me something at a substantial discount to entice me on an otherwise inferior product that can't win on its own merit. So much in fact it's to the extent it would make it nearly impossible to run with your business with on the high value of said cheap products with on the margins in the first place being so sacrificially small. Shall we say you charge me $495, but if I act now I can get these lovely products for just $49.95 plus S&H?
Jeremy Falcon
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And that's not all! You will also receive a special offer for a vacation in Novosibirsk, two days and for 14 persons!
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If you hop into the train at 12:22 (that's in 2.5 hours) you will arrive in Novosibirsk at 21:00. In three days. It does not say what the trip will cost, but you will have to change the train only twice in those three days, once in Berlin and once in Moscow.
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Good timing. Was about to pick some bread from bakery and suddenly starts raining. Just logged in CP and found your link. 
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
Paul Valery
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Love this one too.
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
Paul Valery
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Lol thank you man! Eres un hombre genial
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Eres un tipo agradable. Guardar la publicación el destino.
Trans: You are a nice guy. Keep posting.
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
Paul Valery
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@chris-maunder or other cp admins, can you pls move this to Soap box?
I was wrong choosing the right Forum, sorry.
Thanks, Bruno
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Out of curiosity, Why you want to be moved to Soapbox?
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
Paul Valery
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0x01AA wrote: can you pls move this to Soap box?
Just relax and enjoy it. 
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Thank you. But I really was thinking I'm in Soap box. At the Moment I can't enjoy, because I was wrong
Bruno
Read it again, thank you again 
And now pls move it I know myself...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyWzrKjeeAQ
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Why? Everyone's enjoying it!
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Oh Schmalz!
Relax? This will put me to sleep. It's sunday morning and when I get out of the bathroom, I will jump into the car and head onto the highway.
By the time [^] reaches 4:40 I want to be out of town and friction should be eating all the motor's power. In the highest gear. All the slowpokes should be in church or still in bed. Perfect. And when I arrive where I'm going, I will just switch vehicles and go even faster.
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There is no need to move such a post to the Soapbox - even not all like your kind of music... It is about taste, but on politics or NSFW or other no PG rated stuff...
So relax and enjoy it
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Thanks 
I usually post this in soapbox, because I add and add and add links and I do not want to bother anyone here, only in Soap box
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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