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Don't dilly Dali, show me the Monet!
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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art e-facts, or fake news? Be warned, even on google more forgeries than real ones these days.
Sin tack
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This factoid is not fake news; it's simply wrong!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Drawing on a different page, it's easel to consider that artifacts are things that Paul Simon's old partner believes are true (Ink case you were interested).
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You're just artifishing for trouble.
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If you forget that you have forgotten something, do you know it again then?
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If???! It's not "if" at our age! 
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Speak for yourself!
What were we talking about?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Try it with your taxes and let us know 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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bugger it, you've just reminded me I was supposed to do something ... but what it was I can't remember?
Sin tack
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That's not a joke - that happens at least once a week at the grocery store: I know that I took the trip down there to buy something, but what?
So I buy some other stuff which wasn't what I came for, then go home and try to remember what I was busy with, making me take the first trip. If I'm lucky, that makes me remember what I was going to buy, and I can make a second trip to the store - this time with a slip of paper where I have written it down.
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I think it went:
"I forgot to remember to forget you"
Elvis who?
I forget.
Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree".
Anonymous
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No. It's in a quantum state then where it is at the same time remembered and forgotten.
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forgot to feed the cat again?
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I even have a undead cactus which I forgot to water - or not.
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I forgot. Ask me later
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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What was that you posted?
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That's called "rediscovery."
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Maybe. Are you using pointers?
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Significant other will never forget that I forgot it.
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That's like "Fail safe systems fail by failing to fail fail safe"
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As opposed to code with proper error-handling which will fail successfully. 
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"Salt is added to a rebate mix up for this mobile temple."
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