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Yes, I think that's the route of my problem.
/ravi
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Meditating for a coupler minutes a day may help.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That's not my forte, perhaps I could get a coach?
/ravi
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Good idea, hopefully one that doesn't smoke reefer.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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If he's such a dope, I may have to hash it out with him before we start a joint venture.
/ravi
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You may have to, people are weird when they have a drug caboose problem.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yes, that can be a crazy motive - I mean a loco motive.
/ravi
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Often terminal I think.
OT: I listened to your 'Trying to be Gilmour' a couple of days ago, very nice! 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yes, makes me wonder what is his station in life is.
jeron1 wrote: OT: I listened to your 'Trying to be Gilmour' a couple of days ago, very nice!
Thank you, kind sir!
/ravi
modified 30-Aug-17 16:10pm.
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I think he's an exPorter currently.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yes, he does seem to be carrying a lot of baggage. Hope he's able to get a handle on things.
/ravi
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Almost makes me want to chug a' chug an' shoo shoot something at him.
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OriginalGriff wrote: If I lost my train of thought, would it derail our conversation?
You definitely won't be seeing the light at the end of the tunnel.
Marc
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That's the ticket!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Have you consider the tie to your station in life when you engineer these quips? Don't get ticketed off if we all demand you take a brake, man.
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I bet you were chuffed when you thought this up.
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Is that a train of Arriva, Veolia, NS or DB?
At DB that crap would not happen, NS would blame ProRail, Veolia would give you a fine, and Arriva would call the cops and ask questions later.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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You need more train-ing 
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You've been warned.
--
2 guys are in hospital beds, next to each other in a shared room, trying to make small talk.
"What are you here for?", says the first one
"Lead poisoning...you?" is the response.
"I've got gas problems" says the first guy.
A few seconds of awkward silence go by. Then the second guy says,
"Well, at least you're unleaded".
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Oh! You're killing me!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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You were warned.
At least nobody's responded with something like "that's Super".
That would just fuel your anger. Perhaps to explosive results.
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A couple of drinking buddies - airplane mechanics both - are in the hanger at LAX; it's fogged in and they have nothing to do.
One of them says to the other, "Man, have you got anything to drink?"
"Nah, but I hear you can drink jet fuel - that'll give you a buzz."
So they do, get smashed and have a great time.
The following morning, one of them wakes up and he knows his head will explode if he gets up. But it doesn't. He gets up and feels good, in fact he feels great - no hangover at all!
The phone rings: it's his buddy. "Hey, how do you feel?"
He said, "I feel great!!"
And the buddy says, "So do I! You don’t have a hangover?"
And he says "No - that jet fuel is great stuff - we ought to do this more often."
"Yeah, we could, but there's just one thing ... did you fart yet?"
"What?"
"Did you fart yet?"
"No..."
"Well don't - 'cause I'm in Phoenix!"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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If you ever need to get out of Wales fast ...
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Unleaded gas? Or do you mean petrol? 
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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I heard it in Candinavian, so yeah, we call it gas around here...our language may have more in common with the Brits than the Americans, but I've never heard anyone in Canada call it "petrol".
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