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Guy walks into a bar.
"Can I get some good Algol in here?"
"You're a bit drunk mate. May I suggest a byte and some Smalltalk?"
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Did the bar have nybbles?
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Nah ... just bits and pieces.
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The punchline is average, but the PROLOG is good.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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This is the FORTH comment.
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Go on ...
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C, I would love to but I can't because I'm Rusty.
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Just a basic answer then? Flaming Ada, I thought you'd have a better bash at it than that!
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No more perls of wisdom from you?
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I probably need more Java.
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Yes, that would help clear your head and C Sharper.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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I can't say that - I have a lisp. Perhaps you should haskell - she should know.
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I heard that she was sailing past an old Spanish FORT, RAN aground, and had to call the coast guard. I hope she is alright.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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If you cannot ask the Oracle, then Haskell!
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I C what you did, pretty Sharp, a definite ++ for you.
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Is that a PlanPerfect?
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Don't Adlib just stick to the Javascript
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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Always fifty ways to leave - leave separately (5)
Have to call time, I'm afraid, as I have to scoot shortly, the answer was APART.
Always = ALWAYS
Fifty (L) and ways (WAYS) to leave, ALWAYS - (L + WAYS) = A
Leave = PART
A + PART = APART meaning separately.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
modified 8-Sep-17 7:44am.
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Now I see it I get it. But there was no way I was going to get it  .
Good clue though, I wouldn't have thought of dropping 80+% of the letters from a word to get the remaining one.
Andy B
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Same as LabVIEWstuff - I see it now, but I was nowhere near.
Good clue! 
Let's see what you come up with for Monday... 
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I can never make anything out of the CCC unless you start putting in Dutch ones.....
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Given that my Dutch runs about as far as "spreekt u engels?", there might be a bit of a wait for that!
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We have decided that it would be really cool to attend some offsite, classroom based training for MVC, Web.API, Angular and possibly some others to bring everyone up to speed.
I've been looking at what is available and a) they are elephanting expensive and b) have no idea which ones to pick - we want them to be fairly local, if possible.
so, can anyone recommend any class based training in and around the LA area?
Thanks
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Classed based training is very expensive and there is no cheap alternative other than to have the expert(s) on your team teach the rest of the team - if possible.
With that said, companies I have worked at actually flipped the bill to have the trainers come to our location for 5 days usually. Anything less is not worth the $$ or trip.
Look online for training companies in the United States - there are many. Research for the best ones. Some companies will not fly out to you unless you meet a certain head count (usually no less than 5).
Good luck.
Edit: forgot to mention, there are online training courses also, which are very helpful to. I would look into these as well. Nice thing about these is that you can do them from home if needed.
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Thanks but the point was to get away from the office for a few days. Getting someone in means that we'll get5 pulled out to fix things! 
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