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You'll probably get a better win record sitting at a desk in a wheely chair. As long as South Korea is sleeping when you play anyway. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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A new survey from ServiceNow illustrates that intelligent automation must become part of any transformative developer’s bandoleer of capabilities — a realization driven by the fact that some 86 percent of executives surveyed globally feel their companies will soon hit a wall and, by 2020, will need greater automation to get work done. You know what would help speed the transformation? Some kind of automation.
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More evidence that executives are truly out of touch with the world of software.
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1) Do you believe your company needs more automation?
Yes.
2) What would you automate?
I have no idea, but automate we must!
3) What if you just let new hires fill out paperwork on line?
Great, how much will that cost?
[An amount is given.]
Never mind; let's automate something else.
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ServiceNow wrote: intelligent automation must become part of any transformative developer’s bandoleer of capabilities
I will not wear a bandoleer, or a mankini.ServiceNow wrote: 86 percent of executives surveyed globally feel their companies will soon hit a wall
The wall is the one said executives were frequently concussed by banging their heads against until they became dysfunctional enough to become executives.
«While I complain of being able to see only a shadow of the past, I may be insensitive to reality as it is now, since I'm not at a stage of development where I'm capable of seeing it. A few hundred years later another traveler despairing as myself, may mourn the disappearance of what I may have seen, but failed to see.» Claude Levi-Strauss (Tristes Tropiques, 1955)
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Some iPhone users have been left frustrated after an update to the iOS operating system started inexplicably auto-correcting the letter "i" to a capital "a" and a question mark. If there was one letter you think would be easy to type on an iThingie?
modified 6-Nov-17 13:54pm.
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What, A from Android? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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That explains it! They've been corrupted by The Google Virus!
TTFN - Kent
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Fixed the headline for you.
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 perfect!
TTFN - Kent
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Obviously using letter 'i' is a patent infringement and iThingies are smart enough to shield users from penalties 
modified 19-Nov-18 21:01pm.
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As we look to build squishy, human-friendly machines that have the look and feel of soft natural organisms, we need to look beyond the rigid materials used to create electrical switches and circuits. Sorry, I flushed the computer down the drain
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Welcome to fluidic space from species 8472.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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So by pure coincidence BBC America ran Voyager: In The Flesh[^] that night.
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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MadMyche wrote: So by pure coincidence
Sure, sure. They are here! They're everywhere!
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Boffins at MIT have proposed a GitHub-style collaborative platform to speed up one of the first, most challenging stages of data analysis. More data analysis, fewer gits
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As part of Visual Studio 15.3, Microsoft offered their first point release of C#, since .NET 1.1. C# 7.1 offers three new features, two of which work. public partial class news{}
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Kent Sharkey wrote: offers three new features, two of which
work
Two out of three ain't bad, right?
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Sounds like a song...
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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It seems that there is no limit to human ingenuity when it comes to working around limitations within one's environment. Because all this is easier than just implementing HTTPS?
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Mozilla engineers have borrowed yet another feature from the Tor Browser and starting with version 58 Firefox will block attempts to fingerprint users using the HTML5 canvas element. Ad people are spying on us? Whaaaaa?
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Spanning two years, from March 2015 to February 2017, researchers found that about one-third of the IPv4 address space was subject to some kind of DoS attacks, where a perpetrator maliciously disrupts services of a host connected to the Internet. Look to your right, look to your left. If they're not under attack, maybe you are.
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Free upgrades for users of assistive technology will cease at the end of the year. Truly sad news for those who have been still considering
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Some cloud providers reserve the right to scan your data for various violations, but few enterprises know if they or their employees have agreed to such terms of service "I always feel like somebody's watching me. Can I have my privacy?"
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This is why I claim that you do not own your data unless the data are sitting on a server that is under your physical control. Any entity with valuable IP would have to be insane to put it anywhere else.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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