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Vunic wrote: Definitely. May be its a marketing strategy MS tried? First to keep releasing crappy software for a decade & finally give a proper one, that relieves you from all the pain?
Your ms strategy is incomplete: soon they will break it ... again!
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hehe THAT's when they think about their next browser. 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
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I prefer the Vertex browser; Edge is pointless.
"I'm neither for nor against, on the contrary." John Middle
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...and I'm 2 hours 45 minutes in to my solitary celebrations. Just Coopers Sparkling Ale at the moment but the Bundaberg (Bundy) OP is in the bench and awaiting my presence.
Hey @RichardDeeming, I'll start a new discussion for you in a few hours. The Boy went out to a bar this afternoon with friends, he'll be back in a few hours to kick on with me, hope he brings something back cause I'm not sharing with him.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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This guy [^] just made a new kingdom.
Not sure if this is a repost.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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In his original FB post he did mention that he is not aware if anyone else claims that land. If anyone does, this means war. It would happen at Starbucks over a cup of coffee.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Burglary Investigation Takes Shocking Turn[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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To get to work I need to walk through a mall and they have had christmas songs/carol going for a week already. I'm so tempted to yell BAH HUMBUG as I walk to work.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Now I don't wanna be a party pooper, but that pic was clearly photoshopped. If you're gonna put sausage in a nativity, then show Jesus the respect he deserves and do it for real.
Jeremy Falcon
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A slow news day at the BBC?
Graeme
"I fear not the man who has practiced ten thousand kicks one time, but I fear the man that has practiced one kick ten thousand times!" - Bruce Lee
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Ummm, isn't he the bloke that claimed to be the "bread of life" ??
and seeing as sausages are mostly bread with a bit of miscellaneous parts then what's the issue.
and lets not talk about the "this is my blood" - perhaps should have put a glass of wine in the pic too.
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You clearly buy sausages from the "cheap" end of the gene pool.
I prefer mine with recognisable meat in there, and a very low bread proportion (though I add a little breadcrumb when I use them for sausage rolls - helps soak up the fat and keep the pastry crisp, as well as make it a lighter texture).
These are good: The Black Farmer[^] (90% pork, nutritionally 20% fat).
And these are ok: We Are HECK[^] (97% pork, nutritionally 16% fat).
Both are damn good with onion gravy, mashed Mirabel potatoes, and petite pois. Or a sausage sarnie ... I could go a sausage sarnie ...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The sausage roll in the pic looked like the cheapo-frozen sort,
bread of life maybe, but nutritional: not so much.
I prefer my sausages when drunk - no bones to deal with. Sober: proper meat.
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I buy my christmas snacks from Pret a Manger
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Need to know ASAP!
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We do not do your homework: it is set for a reason. It is there so that you think about what you have been told, and try to understand it. It is also there so that your tutor can identify areas where you are weak, and focus more attention on remedial action.
Try it yourself, or learn the Magic Words: "Do you want fries with that?"
If you meet a specific problem, then please ask about that and we will do our best to help. But we aren't going to do it all for you!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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First estimate: 65
One to hold the bulb while 16 go to each side of the house to lift it up and turn it until the bulb is in the socket. Be careful that none accidentally loses the pacemaker that is usually firmly plugged into the ears.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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I need just one blonde ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) for the purpose.
A red would work as well.
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And once complete - restart was pretty compulsory so I did it now rather than tomorrow morning when I may be in a hurry - Microsoft tried to tell me what had changed. Probably.
I'm not sure becasue all I got was this:
Quote: This page isn’t working
support.microsoft.com redirected you too many times.
Try clearing your cookies.
ERR_TOO_MANY_REDIRECTS
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Consistency is Microsoft's signature.
If Microsoft didn't fail in some way during the update process you would've thought you were hacked. 
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You know the old saying...the day Microsoft sells something that doesn't suck is the day they start making vacuum cleaners...
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Check your event log. Mine is full of Edge errors after the update.
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do the technical blog articles indeed come in with steadily decreasing quality?
Anyhow, just something that caught my eye right now.
I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.
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