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Working as a programmer for the DoD is a pain in the ass. There is pretty much no standard software (I've see PostGRE, Sql Server, and Oracle, all at the same command, and in EVERY instance, they are several versions behind the latest available).

Wanting "the latest version of everything" depends entirely on the contract, and the contracts are generally so poorly written that I'm surprised that anything gets done - at all. The contract I'm on had to be amended because it specifically called out MCSA for SQL Server 2008 R2, and when I came onboard, those cert tests weren't even available. And before I could take the first cert test for 2012, the contract had to be amended to "any currently available certification". Otherwise, I wouldn't be reimbursed by my employer.

I'm currently looking for other work - mostly because of Qlikview, but also because of the onerous requirements and almost total inability to get anything done in a timely fashion due to permission restrictions. It's a f*ckin circus.

And when they migrate to sql server 2012, there is exactly ONE developer that's a certified MCSA (me) to migrate over 500 mission critical jobs to the new server.

I plan on having a new job before that task is assigned to me.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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