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Just worried that if I don't get it before tonight I'm not going to be able to sleep
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OK, here we go with a big hint: "Is this ...?"
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So the joke is he says "Cigarette?" meaning "Do you want a cigarette?" - however what she hears is "Is this a cigarette?" hence her reply of "Yes I know".
(Not "yes" as I previously wrongly wrote...)
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Not sure of my favorite, but these are damn good:
Mimi: "Is this some kind of bust?"
Frank: "Yes, ma'am, it's very impressive, but we need to ask you a few questions." And
We're sorry to bother you at such a time like this, Mrs. Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then.
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I had a little hunch back at the office.
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Like a midget at a urinal, I'd have to stay on my toes...
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.
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I think my altime favourites are the Samantha jokes from I'm sorry I haven't a clue on Radio4
“Samantha has to nip out now with her new gentleman friend. Apparently, they've been working on the restoration of an old chest of drawers. Samantha is in charge of polishing, while he scrapes the varnish and wax off next to her."
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Caret Smithers used for the indoor decoration (9, 4)
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Christmas Tree - anagram of the first bit.
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Yes, I know it was simple, but I wanted to be festive with it... 
You are up tomorrow!
I'd suggest that we make tomorrow the last for the year, and restart with the victor on 2nd January? Make sense to people - if not, let's agree a date.
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Yeah it's good with me - I finish today but I'll still post tomorrow.
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I happened to look at the screenshots of Unity editor. It looked so "Java" [^] 
It reminds me of some old Linux-GUI, or even the old Java based GUI tools. Things look fat & blunt. May be it's because they have a common cross-platform tool (like Java?) for their UI?
Visual Studio/.net UI controls - perfect!. I'm even okay with the plain Win32/MFC ones. 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
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It is GTK via MonoDevelop... Shows the ongoing problem of one UI to rule them all...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Shows the ongoing problem of one UI to rule them all...
I don't agree, Blender has a beautiful UI, and it is consistent across platforms — can't say for Apple, because I don't own any.
blender.org - Home of the Blender project - Free and Open 3D Creation Software
Of course, GTK etc. is a lot confusing and not sure why people invest in these frameworks for building a powerful engine, provided the resources and tools available today. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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The problem still there - Blender's UI is for Blemder only...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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True — but why would I want Blender's UI in, let's say, VirtualBox environment? My point was: Unity is a huge company, earning a lot, they do not need to depend so much on these free and open source tools. Or at least, they can start investing some and making these UI better.
Microsoft is coming up with XAML Standard. That is set to solve these resource problems, but I cannot say anything for certain. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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What! visual studio is fully cross platform?
Oh wait, everywhere else you use a text editor type thing, even WPF on windoze (so many years old) doesn't have a GUI designer, even building a vs2017 distribution is lines of text - so microsoft are barely keeping their nose in the GUI game either.
anyhoo vs vs. unity: not really a fair comparison.
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It's nice to see a well designed UI, particularly when there's a lot of information to display but you want to minimize the space a dialog takes up because it covers important other stuff, and it also needs to convey the usage of said dialog in a manner that someone with domain knowledge (or even not) can easily understand what is going on and how to use it.
Unlike most dialogs I've seen, that have excessive white space, excessive font sizes, excessive button sizes, like the designer was trying to compensate for something. 
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True, actually presentation wise it's well planned. Neat work. It's just the "theme" that's not going well with my eyes. 15+ years of Windows painted on my eyes. hehe
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xkcd: Virtual Assistant[^] - Oh I'd love to see the faces if he did this!
There are a pile of people who'd believe ti was a real person on the other end ... 
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xkcd: Christmas Plans
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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It is easy... Christmas is before/after/in the middle of Hanukkah That should be definitive enough to you...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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My quantum physics is a little rusty (he said, keeping a perfectly straight face...) but isn't that wrong? Because he doesn't observe Christmas it CAN have a definite date - and contrarily, if he DID observe Christmas, then it could not. No?
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A_Griffin wrote: Because he doesn't observe Christmas it CAN have a definite date - and contrarily, if he DID observe Christmas, then it could not.
Exactly vice versa.
The Copenhagen interpretation of QM implies that until a wave function collapses, the state of a particle is indeterminate (== the date of Christmas is unknown). Only after it collapses (i.e. the particle is observed), will the particle be in a determined state (== the date of Christmas is known).
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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