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A policeman in Ystradgynlais stops a welshman in a car with a sheep in the front seat.
"What are you doing with that sheep?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the zoo."
The following week, the same policeman sees the same welshman with the sheep again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses.
The policeman pulls him over.
"I thought you were going to take that sheep to the zoo!"
The welshman replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"
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After months of nagging I finally took my wife to the zoo. Sadly the caretakers didn't accept her.
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Were you tired of her monkeying around? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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Yes, it was catastrophic... but she was dogged and manage to cow the caretakers to do her bidding.
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I believe that deserves a Boom Tish 
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It doesn't make sense though - why would anyone in Wales tell someone to take a sheep to a zoo?
(I'm no fun at parties. Hate them.)
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More to the point, why would anyone in Wales wear sunglasses?
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or want to go to the beach,
not much is more miserable than a beach on a wet and cold day.
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There speaks someone who has never experienced Merthyr Tydfil on a day with any form of weather... 
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Johnny J. wrote: Ystradgynlais
HOw the feck is that pronounced? 
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Fanshaw...
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Whilst ejecting massive amounts of phlegm i expect.
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Here you go - Around 22:15
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Like all words in Welsh - exactly as it's spelled, believe it or not. Welsh is incredibly consistent in that respect.
"Us-trad-gun-lice" would be close.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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PeejayAdams wrote: Welsh is incredibly consistent in that respect
Nothing is less consistent than English, thats for sure.
Ostredgunlice, OK, I guess it makes sense. Thanks!
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I went to a zoo recently to see the wolves.
When I got there all I saw was a small caged area with a manky little Chinese dog.
It was a Shih Tzu!
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Manky. I had to look it up.
My sister's got a Shih Tzu, and yeah, I would have to agree with that definition.
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Johnny J. wrote: "You should take it to the zoo."
Are sheep so rare in Wales people go to look at them in Zoos?
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New Zealand's got roughly 15-20 sheep for every person.
Mini busses are popular there, zoo's not so much.
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Your stats are a bit old. It only about 5-7 now. Australia now has more sheep then NZ. About 3 times as many.
Too many of them have ended up in the oven.... Mmmmmm
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"Group" ==> "struct" ... 
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Well, as we used to say in the south-west when I lived there: "Don't tell I, tell 'e!"
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