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Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote: Virang is the 13th CPian I have met in person
Were they all from Australia or did some of them find a way to the underside of this flat planet?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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For all we know he might not even exist. May be a bot typing random messages.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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I would not believe it if we did not have something like that as well. In our case it's a town that does not really exist[^].
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I came from the US.
I'm not sure about all the people on his previous list, but at least half are/were living in Australia.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote: Virang is the 13th CPian I have met in person
That's better than my strike rate on Tinder.
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It was nice meeting you. You are the first ( or should the array index start at zero ) official CPian I have met in person. Lets catch up sometime soon and may be this time change the poison of choice from coffee to beer !
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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Just what the faarrrkkkk are you thinking? I'm contracting down North Sydney, I get in 06:30 while the next entrant arrives around 09:00. So I get some work out of the way early, peruse CP and some news sites and also get a bit of other client work done (off the clock here for those thinking I double dip). Today since I had the personal laptop out doing a bit of other work, I thought lets run some Windows Updates, Windows 10 1803, nVidia drivers, Windows Defender Definition updates and a Samsung Universal Printer driver.
Hang on Mike Hunt, I don't have a Samsung printer, I know they do here in the office, but I'll be faarrrkkkked sideways by an elephant dipped in broken glass before I want their printer setup on my laptop.
I'll faarrrkkkking ask for the drivers of any device I haven't yet setup yet, you c**k-knockers. I hope the Microsoft wankers who had anything to do with this abortion, even tangentially, all get spontaneous, voracious arse cancer and die.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Hi,
When you connect to a LAN your device will use SSDP protocol[^] to discover UPnP[^] devices and install anything and everything on the network including Samsung printers.
If you want to avoid this scenario then you will need to disable SSDP and perhaps UPNP before connecting to an unknown network.
Disabling Network Discovery/Network Resources[^]
Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote: I hope the Microsoft wankers who had anything to do with this abortion, even tangentially, all get spontaneous, voracious arse cancer and die.
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Randor wrote: When you connect to a LAN your device will use SSDP protocol[^] to discover UPnP[^] devices and install anything and everything on the network including Samsung printers.
Then they can ask me if I want too, not make decisions on my behalf, I also hate that faarrrkkkking WSD printer thing. Just found this[^] to stop Windows from automatically setting up printers on Windows 10.
Randor wrote:
I stand by my call for arse cancer.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote: I'll be faarrrkkkked sideways by an elephant dipped in broken glass
Being the lounge, you'd be elephanted sideways by an elephant dipped in broken glass.
So, you didn't like it then? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Being the lounge, you'd be elephanted sideways by an elephant dipped in broken glass.
Yes, but being the inventor of the elephant nomenclature I can stray from it when I wish.
Eddy Vluggen wrote: So, you didn't like it then?
No, no I did not.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote: I'll faarrrkkkking ask for the drivers of any device I haven't yet setup yet, you c**k-knockers. I hope the Microsoft wankers who had anything to do with this abortion, even tangentially, all get spontaneous, voracious arse cancer and die
Don't hold it in, let us all know how you really feel... 
Ad astra - both ways!
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You do realize, although perhaps overtly in denial, that the Windows 10 PC/Laptop is just an inconvenient-to-carry 'smart phone'? Embrace that thought. The pain will go away. All roads lead to FaceBook!
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Kevin Marois wrote: WHAT IS NOT WORKING????
Everything. The answer's right there in the email. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Reply as follows:
I'm at home; I'm not working too.
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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Your client is a liar - his e-mail is obviously working.
I think you can safely ignore everything else he complains about based on that.
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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He downloaded the whole internet? 
How big is his hard disk? The Kitty Pictures alone must be enormous!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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If he adds the porn he'll need another drive.
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I think it's quite an achievement that he got his email working
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Be helpfull and mail back, "it works for me".
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Reminds me of one customer we had, reporting "I have tried twenty times, and the program still won't start!"
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Kevin Marois wrote: "I downloaded everything and it's not working".
Sounds like people I know. 
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In an office long ago, I used to hear cries of 'the internet is down!'. Fond memories of being the only IT guy/programmer for 3 companies in the same office building. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Need about 10 icons created for a WPF app I'm working on. Anyone know a decent Graphic Artist?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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