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No, it's because we learn that your problem is not my problem. So that brain network loses its raison d'être.
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A long-standing goal of human-computer interaction has been to enable people to have a natural conversation with computers, as they would with each other. Soon I will be able to avoid all people!
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... and another Google "service" for me to block. Well, it does keep us programmers busy.
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Can it say "hi this is Margaret, congratulations! You've been qualified for a zero interest rate on your credit cards!"
FLUSH.
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In the May edition of the TIOBE Index, a new programming language makes an appearance at the very bottom of the top 20: Scala. Random list becomes more random
So why is it news? Because it amused me, and you're all victims of my amusement.
Or something like that.
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What this means is that Excel users will be able to use JavaScript code to create a custom Excel formula that will appear in Excel's default formula database. Coming soon: JavaScript exploits in Excel
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Just mix it in with a PHB who thinks that a spreadsheet is a database, that oh-so-lovely COM interop and add a pinch of blind optimism. Et voila! A recipe for a Michelin starred train-wreck that will be making lives hell for decades to come.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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what is this madness !!!
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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Google today announced another new feature for Gmail called “Smart Compose,” which will actually help you write your emails using machine learning technology. It's good to see Clippy found a new job
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Hello [TAB] my [TAB] name [TAB] is [TAB] Prince [TAB] Akaweyo [TAB] Adabeyo [TAB] III. [TAB] I [TAB] have [TAB] recently [TAB] inherited [TAB] $4,000,000 [TAB] which [TAB] I [TAB] would [TAB] like [TAB] to [TAB] share [TAB] with [TAB] you [TAB] but [TAB] I [TAB] need [TAB] a small [TAB] fee [TAB] to [TAB] transfer [TAB] the [TAB] funds [TAB] from [TAB] Nigeria ...
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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The info included passports, driver's licenses and tax documents. I'm sure no one will do anything bad with them, don't worry
Plus, it's so easy to get a replacement!
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Notepad will now support Unix/Linux line endings (LF) and Macintosh line endings (CR) in addition to the carriage-return terminated lines (CRLF) which is default on Windows all these years. We live in historic times
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Finally, the year of the Linux 
modified 19-Nov-18 21:01pm.
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So 30 minutes to implement the change, mostly spent looking for the correct line of code to change, and 500 hours of burrocratic overhead that kept the change from being done 20 years ago? 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Coming next: Blink Text!!!!!
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ML.NET will allow .NET developers to develop their own models and infuse custom ML into their applications without prior expertise in developing or tuning machine learning models. As they continue their battle against good product names
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Have to concur, naming a product in this space ML.NET may mislead people to think it is a .NET variant of ML (as indeed F# is).
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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People will get used to it. Most MS .NET devs are barely aware of F#, so doubt they'll have heard of ML.
Kevin
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The private meeting on Thursday will reportedly cover how the government can do more to fund AI research Biting. my. tongue.
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How about a nice game of chess?
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Maybe they're on a secret mission to install AI in the White House?
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