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Beautiful!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: I want that lens!
I'm guessing that lens is quite expensive. Gotta kidney or a lobe of your liver you can spare?
Software Zen: delete this;
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Looks Agile to me: [^].
«... thank the gods that they have made you superior to those events which they have not placed within your own control, rendered you accountable for that only which is within you own control For what, then, have they made you responsible? For that which is alone in your own power—a right use of things as they appear.» Discourses of Epictetus Book I:12
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I think it is better not to be too agile to do this 
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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I did that extreme programming thing once. Paired up with my boss, and after every minor milestone was achieved, he'd ask, "Are you ready to compile it yet?"
After telling him no about a dozen times over the course of about three hours and 600 lines of code, I finally compiled it, and not only did it compile clean (with not even a single warning), but it ran correctly.
He shook his head, said, "Simply f*ckin amazing", and walked out of my office. Later that day, he told me he felt like he was only slowing me down by being there. 
"Extreme programing" proponents can suck my redneck azz.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
modified 17-Jun-18 12:00pm.
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and did he take any (or all) credit?
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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Great story, John, and, for some reason, makes me think of the movie "Casablanca," when Bogart says to Ingrid: "We'll always have Paris." [^].
Sometimes I think our moments of personal excellence, transcendence, selflessness in loving kindness, are the only things that persist when our wetware shells are dis-animated ... but, other times, I just don't think.
cheers, Bill
«... thank the gods that they have made you superior to those events which they have not placed within your own control, rendered you accountable for that only which is within you own control For what, then, have they made you responsible? For that which is alone in your own power—a right use of things as they appear.» Discourses of Epictetus Book I:12
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: He shook his head, said, "Simply f*ckin amazing", and walked out of my office. Later that day, he told me he felt like he was only slowing me down by being there.
The biggest advantage is that the weaker one in the team has an easier time learning. If he is not learning, he is not just slowing you down, but also wasting his own time - otherwise the slowdown might have been justifyable by having a second dev that knows the details of the application.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Later that day, he told me he felt like he was only slowing me down by being there
At least he was one of the few people smart enough to recognize that.
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My definition of pair-programming:
Person A should stop everything and help Person B with 'our' project. As much as I hate being Person A, being Person B would be worse. (a dependent)
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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That's brutal!
I'd rather be phishing!
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Is that really a surprise? For the same reasons you are expected to go down with the Titanic and let them sit in a life boat instead. Or why more than 90% of all deaths at work being men is perfectly acceptable while so shockingly little is done to make women feel safe. Or generally why every Feminazi thinks to be automatically entitled to everything, we of course only get to keep everything that's too messy or too dangerous for them.
They simply judge us by the amount of security and support we can provide and nothing else. You are supposed to work your ass off or kick the bucket if it must be. And while you are at it, don't complain and feel proud and happy to make those sacrifices. Just try it and see what will happen then.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: you are expected to go down with the Titanic and let them sit in a life boat instead
It's called Birkenhead Drill[^]
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Who knows how many names it had before that. It's truly the oldest version of the Darwin Award. If we were not hard wired to play along, most would certainly try to save themselves.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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well it does make sense for replacing losses. The children are the immediate future adults (workers, breeders) and if required can start sooner. Need the women to make future replacements (babies). Only need one or two men to service a whole brood of women.
jus like farming, hundreds of cows/sheep but only a few bulls/rams. (and these days the bulls are outsourced and supplemented with science even less required).
face it, our only true useful roles are down to: something to complain about and washing the car.
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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Lopatir wrote: face it, our only true useful roles are down to: something to complain about and washing the car.
That's how they like to have you. Good boy. If you don't know what you are supposed to do, they will never get tired of finding some tasks for you. This way you are 100% at their service and under control.
I could not live that way. I'm not made for that.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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face it, our only true useful roles are down to: something to complain about and washing the car.
Lifting heavy things and killing bugs.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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theoldfool wrote: Lifting heavy things and killing bugs.
 So true!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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From that article...
Quote: As a code of conduct, "women and children first" has no basis in maritime law. According to disaster evacuation expert Ed Galea, in modern-day evacuations people will usually "help the most vulnerable to leave the scene first, likely to be the injured, elderly and young children.
Somewhat re-assuring, not quite there yet, but I've put in some time pre-qualifying for that elderly priority 
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It's my son's on the same day (but he is 9 years older). I guess that makes me ancient. 
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You may give your juvenile (older than me!) a Garfield coloring book... 
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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And he would still appreciate the joke.
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I've noticed that whenever I download a TAR file (and it usually is TAR.GZ) and decompress it, there always is yet another compressed file that needs to be decompressed. Why don't folks just do a single compression?
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