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Like many things, it's coming home but isn't quite sure where it lives.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Crack open the beers lads.
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That's normally the England team motto: and they normally do come home omn day one as well.
Where is the real England team, and what have you done with them? 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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- Moscow is in European Russia.
- Final is in Moscow.
- England might play the final.
- Brexit.
Connect the dots.
Don't worry, they will take care.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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The all got old and retired
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Oi American, is there a hand-egg World Cup going on?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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There are no speed limits on any road in Sardinia.
Or maybe no one besides me noticed or understood the meaning of the speed limit signs.
No matter. I'm sunburned, so mission accomplished.
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Obviously there are two places named Sardinia...
Quote: ...driving is perfectly safe, but there are some very undisciplined drivers about so keep your distance, don't rely on people using indicators and keep to your side of the road. If someone is too close behind, don't panic, but let them pass you as soon as possible...
Quote: Local drivers are fairly courteous and driving in Sardinia is reasonably stress-free. Traffic is only really a concern in the main towns (Cagliari, Sassari and Olbia) and in high summer. The main hazards you're likely to face are flocks of sheep.
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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The first one matches better to my multiple experiencing of driving anywhere in Italy.
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As an Italian driver, the first. But to us, driving fast is the norm (hey, we ruled F1, MotoGP and Rally and many sports car and cycles manifacturers are Italian. Guess why?) and the real concerns are the big cities, where there's too much traffic and the chance of encountering people who should get a license to move on their feet are much higher.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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F1? Only Ferrari as group... And no Italian driver since 1953!
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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I was referring to one that won championship...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Then that would have been very difficult, since Ferrari himself refused to hire Italian drivers for a long time.
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den2k88 wrote: cycles manifacturers
You mean, those who lately hid some e-motors in the wheels ? 
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Really? I don't follow these sports closely  scratch that, I don't closely follow sports at all.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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No sheep to distract you as far as I noticed.
Lots and lots and lots of really really nice legs, though.
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GenJerDan wrote: No sheep to distract you as far as I noticed.
I think the one having the risk to be distracted by sheeps is @OriginalGriff 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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The only speed limit that I encountered on the way to work came from Holland and tried to sneak onto the highway without being noticed. Perhaps one of his wooden shoes had fallen off and got stuck under the pedal, who knows.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Dream: Last night, I had a dream in which Donald Trump (yes, the POTUS) interviewed me, and gave me a job offer. Don't remember the interview questions or the job description. Just remember that he smiled at me, shook hands with me and offered me the job.
Reality: I am currently looking for some full time or part time engagement in my place, Bangalore, India.
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You missed the sequel.
"You're fired" 
That's what Donald is known for!
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More or less: Google Maps[^]
And now seriously: good luck finding your new job.
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Amarnath S wrote: I am currently looking for some full time or part time engagement
Being unemployed is much preferred compared to working for the Trumpster.
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