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Well, it has 9 letters, which is a start.
They aren't the right ones, though.
Hint: Nor are these: Divorce[^]
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It was the uncertainty of argument or "a null".
This space for rent
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A wild guess conundrum ?
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Wild - but erroneous!
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Conjugium ? con is the argument and this is something to do with marriage 
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Not in my vocabulary, I'm afraid. 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Hi All,
Yesterday in my Office a member of another team 'threw their toys out of there pram' and went on a rage filled, shouting, feet stamping etc. at another team member (who the day before he had bullied a member of into leaving his desk and working remotely).  Are we in play school. Well got in early this morning for round 2 with a ![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif) in hand (it all kicked between me and the machine  ) and nothing the party who did the shouting & bullying hasn't shown up 
Got here early for nothing!
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Hang on to your popcorn - the show may start at 09:00!
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Funny you should say that, guess who walked in .... in hand...
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Pictures or it didn't happen! 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yeah, and YouTube video please 
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It should have been uploaded to boob tube as a teaching aid! (this is what someone having a fit of psychotic rage looks)
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Nothing did happen, Didn't video it yesterday as I did not think to get my phone (much to annoyance of those who missed it)
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Read it as:
glennPattonWork wrote: Got in Early, Nothing Happened...
Probably not, but personally, I'm not going to risk it... 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Yesterday was one of those days...
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Every day is one of those days. I'm not good at morninging.
And to make it worse, the receptionist at our company has taken it upon herself to clean ALL the coffee machines EVERY morning at PRECISELY the time when most people come in. Isn't that against the Geneva convention or something like that?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Quote: to clean ALL the coffee machines EVERY morning at PRECISELY the time when most people come in.
A crime against humanity no less...
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That may be so in a junkie's eye. The true crime would be the bioweapons that grow in those machines when they are not kept clean.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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So? If you glow in the dark, you can save on electricity...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Not nukes and radiation. Bioweapons, like xenomorphs, germs or (in this case) fungi. As we all know, most fungi are little biochemical factories that produce the craziest molecules with the weirdest effects. And some people yestersaid that the fungal flavor of the coffee somehow grew on them.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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You don't need nukes and radiation to be glowing[^]
Anyway, it was just a joke.
Also, I'm not suggesting she refrain from cleaning the machines. I'd merely prefer that she picks another time of day to do so... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Every week somebody else tells me that I should be glowing in the dark. Last time it was because I still have my first CRT computer monitor from 1978 or 1979. But all that does not really matter, because I used to work here[^] and once in a while paid the chinamen a visit[^].
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Why not suggest that your receptionist delay cleaning the coffee pots until the last half-hour of the day? Seems simple enough.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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They don't normally take suggestions in a good spirit... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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