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I'm not suggesting anything, but there are worse things to be 
Feel free to fill in the blanks:
Better a Smurf than a ............
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Azrael![^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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For us Americans, they are 37 years old. They came to North America in 1981. I had no idea they were a thing before that. Interesting story.
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1981? I think I saw that stuff years before that. 1978, maybe.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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1981, look it up. He even gave you the link for it in his OP.
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I was about to say...I know I'm not that old, yet.
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity."
- Hanlon's Razor
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I still remember an elementary school teacher railing against the Smurfs, because comics were supposed to get us interested in reading, but the problem with the Smurfs is that it's all Smurf this, and Smurf that, and I'm gonna Smurf your Smurf, and no Smurfing way, etc. So for us young learners, the way she saw it, it brought very little of value to a vocabulary that would last us a lifetime.
So nearly 40 years later, I say, Smurf'em.
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I always thought it was fairly instructive in terms of comprehending sentence structure.
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity."
- Hanlon's Razor
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You might have a very valid point. It forces the reader to give it some thought. It's also an exercise in filling in the blanks.
I'd look up my old teacher and bring up those points, but she's probably over 100 by now. 
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"SPIEGEL Interview with African Economics Expert
Mr. Shikwati, the G8 summit at Gleneagles is about to beef up the development aid for Africa...
Shikwati: ... for God's sake, please just stop.
SPIEGEL: Stop? The industrialized nations of the West want to eliminate hunger and poverty.
Shikwati: Such intentions have been damaging our continent for the past 40 years. If the industrial nations really want to help the Africans, they should finally terminate this awful aid. The countries that have collected the most development aid are also the ones that are in the worst shape. Despite the billions that have poured in to Africa, the continent remains poor.
SPIEGEL: Do you have an explanation for this paradox?
Shikwati: Huge bureaucracies are financed (with the aid money), corruption and complacency are promoted, Africans are taught to be beggars and not to be independent. In addition, development aid weakens the local markets everywhere and dampens the spirit of entrepreneurship that we so desperately need. As absurd as it may sound: Development aid is one of the reasons for Africa's problems. If the West were to cancel these payments, normal Africans wouldn't even notice. Only the functionaries would be hard hit. Which is why they maintain that the world would stop turning without this development aid.
SPIEGEL: Even in a country like Kenya, people are starving to death each year. Someone has got to help them.
Shikwati: But it has to be the Kenyans themselves who help these people. When there's a drought in a region of Kenya, our corrupt politicians reflexively cry out for more help. This call then reaches the United Nations World Food Program -- which is a massive agency of apparatchiks who are in the absurd situation of, on the one hand, being dedicated to the fight against hunger while, on the other hand, being faced with unemployment were hunger actually eliminated. It's only natural that they willingly accept the plea for more help. And it's not uncommon that they demand a little more money than the respective African government originally requested. They then forward that request to their headquarters, and before long, several thousands tons of corn are shipped to Africa ...
SPIEGEL: ... corn that predominantly comes from highly-subsidized European and American farmers ...
Shikwati: ... and at some point, this corn ends up in the harbor of Mombasa. A portion of the corn often goes directly into the hands of unsrupulous politicians who then pass it on to their own tribe to boost their next election campaign. Another portion of the shipment ends up on the black market where the corn is dumped at extremely low prices. Local farmers may as well put down their hoes right away; no one can compete with the UN's World Food Program. And because the farmers go under in the face of this pressure, Kenya would have no reserves to draw on if there actually were a famine next year. It's a simple but fatal cycle.
SPIEGEL: If the World Food Program didn't do anything, the people would starve.
Shikwati: I don't think so. In such a case, the Kenyans, for a change, would be forced to initiate trade relations with Uganda or Tanzania, and buy their food there. This type of trade is vital for Africa. It would force us to improve our own infrastructure, while making national borders -- drawn by the Europeans by the way -- more permeable. It would also force us to establish laws favoring market economy.
SPIEGEL: Would Africa actually be able to solve these problems on its own?
Shikwati: Of course. Hunger should not be a problem in most of the countries south of the Sahara. In addition, there are vast natural resources: oil, gold, diamonds. Africa is always only portrayed as a continent of suffering, but most figures are vastly exaggerated. In the industrial nations, there's a sense that Africa would go under without development aid. But believe me, Africa existed before you Europeans came along. And we didn't do all that poorly either.
SPIEGEL: But AIDS didn't exist at that time.
Shikwati: If one were to believe all the horrorifying reports, then all Kenyans should actually be dead by now. But now, tests are being carried out everywhere, and it turns out that the figures were vastly exaggerated. It's not three million Kenyans that are infected. All of the sudden, it's only about one million. Malaria is just as much of a problem, but people rarely talk about that.
SPIEGEL: And why's that?
Shikwati: AIDS is big business, maybe Africa's biggest business. There's nothing else that can generate as much aid money as shocking figures on AIDS. AIDS is a political disease here, and we should be very skeptical.
SPIEGEL: The Americans and Europeans have frozen funds previously pledged to Kenya. The country is too corrupt, they say.
Shikwati: I am afraid, though, that the money will still be transfered before long. After all, it has to go somewhere. Unfortunately, the Europeans' devastating urge to do good can no longer be countered with reason. It makes no sense whatsoever that directly after the new Kenyan government was elected -- a leadership change that ended the dictatorship of Daniel arap Mois -- the faucets were suddenly opened and streams of money poured into the country.
SPIEGEL: Such aid is usually earmarked for a specific objective, though.
Shikwati: That doesn't change anything. Millions of dollars earmarked for the fight against AIDS are still stashed away in Kenyan bank accounts and have not been spent. Our politicians were overwhelmed with money, and they try to siphon off as much as possible. The late tyrant of the Central African Republic, Jean Bedel Bokassa, cynically summed it up by saying: "The French government pays for everything in our country. We ask the French for money. We get it, and then we waste it."
Former Central African Republic leader Jean-Bedel Bokassa: "We ask the French for money. We get it, and then we waste it."
DPA
Former Central African Republic leader Jean-Bedel Bokassa: "We ask the French for money. We get it, and then we waste it."
SPIEGEL: In the West, there are many compassionate citizens wanting to help Africa. Each year, they donate money and pack their old clothes into collection bags ...
Shikwati: ... and they flood our markets with that stuff. We can buy these donated clothes cheaply at our so-called Mitumba markets. There are Germans who spend a few dollars to get used Bayern Munich or Werder Bremen jerseys, in other words, clothes that that some German kids sent to Africa for a good cause. After buying these jerseys, they auction them off at Ebay and send them back to Germany -- for three times the price. That's insanity ...
SPIEGEL: ... and hopefully an exception.
Shikwati: Why do we get these mountains of clothes? No one is freezing here. Instead, our tailors lose their livlihoods. They're in the same position as our farmers. No one in the low-wage world of Africa can be cost-efficient enough to keep pace with donated products. In 1997, 137,000 workers were employed in Nigeria's textile industry. By 2003, the figure had dropped to 57,000. The results are the same in all other areas where overwhelming helpfulness and fragile African markets collide.
SPIEGEL: Following World War II, Germany only managed to get back on its feet because the Americans poured money into the country through the Marshall Plan. Wouldn't that qualify as successful development aid?
Shikwati: In Germany's case, only the destroyed infrastructure had to be repaired. Despite the economic crisis of the Weimar Republic, Germany was a highly- industrialized country before the war. The damages created by the tsunami in Thailand can also be fixed with a little money and some reconstruction aid. Africa, however, must take the first steps into modernity on its own. There must be a change in mentality. We have to stop perceiving ourselves as beggars. These days, Africans only perceive themselves as victims. On the other hand, no one can really picture an African as a businessman. In order to change the current situation, it would be helpful if the aid organizations were to pull out.
SPIEGEL: If they did that, many jobs would be immediately lost ...
Congolese line up for a United Nations food delivery in 2002.
AFP
Congolese line up for a United Nations food delivery in 2002.
Shikwati: ... jobs that were created artificially in the first place and that distort reality. Jobs with foreign aid organizations are, of course, quite popular, and they can be very selective in choosing the best people. When an aid organization needs a driver, dozens apply for the job. And because it's unacceptable that the aid worker's chauffeur only speaks his own tribal language, an applicant is needed who also speaks English fluently -- and, ideally, one who is also well mannered. So you end up with some African biochemist driving an aid worker around, distributing European food, and forcing local farmers out of their jobs. That's just crazy!
SPIEGEL: The German government takes pride in precisely monitoring the recipients of its funds.
Shikwati: And what's the result? A disaster. The German government threw money right at Rwanda's president Paul Kagame. This is a man who has the deaths of a million people on his conscience -- people that his army killed in the neighboring country of Congo.
SPIEGEL: What are the Germans supposed to do?
Shikwati: If they really want to fight poverty, they should completely halt development aid and give Africa the opportunity to ensure its own survival. Currently, Africa is like a child that immediately cries for its babysitter when something goes wrong. Africa should stand on its own two feet."
I guess free trade with them is one way to help, but as Eddie pointed out, the Dutch are putting Nigerian chicken farmers out of business because they can make them cheaper. Cheaper than Nigerians, so industrialised is western food production. That is hard to compete with.
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Basically comes down to give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime
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Or more to the point: 'Let him work it out for himself and stop interfering'.
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give them google: they can find out how to fish.... or how to hack the banking system.
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Make is simple, 'give them hunger...' oh, they already got that! 
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If you have children, then there will be a point where you have to cut them loose, or accept that you'll always be "helping". The latter is always a bad idea, as you cannot always be there to help.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Teach a man to phish, and he'll take over your bank account. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I think what the UN does is more like...
Light a man a fire and you keep him warm for the night. Light a man on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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The arguments in favour of the continued existence of aid programs for Africa are racist at their core. A few centuries ago, Europe was just in bad a shape as Africa is today, if not worse. Who pulled them out of the mire?
And don't tell me it was space aliens...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: Who pulled them out of the mire?
The Marshall plan?
Edit/ I see how irony may get over ones head. I'm aware f the differences between the marshall plan and many development programs for africa.
I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.
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I dont know if the north Germanic (Saxon) states were this far in the sh*t, there was always a form of democracy and the law was very strong. Of course the south of Europe is as corrupt as anywhere in Africa by comparison.
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To reiterate, I'm comparing the Africa of today to the Europe of a few centuries ago. Europe then had little technology, and a lot of disease, poverty, and other "good" things. Wars were frequent, if not as destructive as today's wars.
As you say, Europe started climbing out of the mire when a strong legal system that protected everyone's property rights came into being. This allowed people to invest in their land, business, etc. with some assurance that they would enjoy the benefits.
It is this legal system that Africa lacks. Establish that, and all the rest will fall into place.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: I'm comparing the Africa of today to the Europe of a few centuries ago.
Even a millennia ago Saxon states had democracy and the law was strong.
I think it is this that has been the shining light of freedom and the rights of man since then. The US is based on this sentiment, on this foundation. As is Britain today, in fact all the English speaking world.
Can this lesson, this knowledge, this mentality be implanted though? Can we just give Africa a legal system without a sense of law being fundamental to them?
I doubt it.
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Yes the legal system did contribute although I think a large part was as industrialisation grew so did unions and as a consequence the unions were able to hold the owners to ransom. This then meant that provisions needed to be made by the factories for the workers and their families such as schooling and medical care.
There is no one thing that made the West what it is today however industrialisation is a key to the development of the West. If Africa could make more steps towards this then then too would benefit from what industrialisation brings with it - and as with everything in life it's not all positive, Amazon warehouses and Foxconn factories to name two horrors of the industrial world.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Neither investments in land management (e.g. crop rotation, etc.) nor investments in industrialization would have come to much without a strong legal system, which enabled people to be reasonably certain that they would benefit from their investments.
The 19th-century and early 20th-century unions were indeed a great benefit to the working class. One of the the ways in which they benefited it was to agitate in favor of laws that limited the working day, required time off, workplace safety, etc., with the result being that no employer in his/her right mind would fail to address these issues.
Yes, industrialization has its dark spots; sweatshops and workhouses are far from unknown even in Western countries. One of the reasons that most manufacturing is set up in China these days is that the Chines don't have (or don't enforce) labor laws.
It still all comes down to Law; a strong legal system is the basis for everything else.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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