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Quote: The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
Yes, step 0.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Pfft!
Writer's block, when coding? Just start with the basics:
IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
PROGRAM-ID.
DATA DIVISION.
WORKING-STORAGE SECTION.
PROCEDURE DIVISION. ... And it all just falls into place!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Oh man, this brings back memories. And not very pleasant ones.
/ravi
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Video games offer rich testing environments full of complex decision making without the dangers of putting an immature A.I. fully in charge. "The cake is a lie"
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Yes, boss, yes... I know!... Bu... But... Look, OK, I'll... Yes... Yes... OK, OK. I'll tell them not to use Carmageddon again.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Have you ever tried typing something but your phone keeps changing it to something else? This ducking keyboard can be so frustrating! Watt wee right Ken bee nuclear
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"Why does auto correct suck?"
"It sucks less than that."
"Goodbye then."
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In a recent xkcd's alt text, Randall Munroe suggested stacksort, a sort that searches StackOverflow for sorting functions and runs them until it returns the correct answer. So, I made it. I don't know what makes me sadder: that it was proposed, that someone did it, or that it works.
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or that you wrote a message about it.
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or that you commented on his message about it?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Or that I read any of it. 
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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It's sadness and regret all the way down (past the turtles)
TTFN - Kent
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How do recursive loops work? How can I find out?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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They are like regular loops, only written in pencil in cursive, erased and rewritten.
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Take a small slip of paper and write "read other side" on each side. Then read the slip of paper and do what it says.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I already have a piece of paper. It has "8 O'clock" written on it.
(In case you're not in the know: The Goon Show - What Time Is It Eccles[^] )
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Let's be honest, C. P. Sort sounds more like a porn star than a search engine.
... So it would get more hits! Get on it!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It used to be the case that you could just put any old colored liquid in a glass bottle and sell it as medicine and make an absolute fortune. And then not worry about whether or not it’s poisonous. This blurb is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
A couple reasons why appearing below (if I get the formatting right)
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Computer scientists at the University of California, Riverside have revealed for the first time how easily attackers can use a computer’s graphics processing unit, or GPU, to spy on web activity, steal passwords, and break into cloud-based applications. The article doesn't answer the important question: what does it do to my framerate in PUBG?
That's what the kids are playing these days, isn't it? How about Fortnite? Would that have been a better blurb? Or should I have stuck with FreeCell?
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Computer scientists at the University of California, Riverside have revealed for the first time that raising your hands and waving them while running around screaming in a panic isn't any more effective at making people care.
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Quote: All three attacks require the victim to first acquire a malicious program embedded in a downloaded app.
If an attacker is running a malicious program on your computer, then you've already lost.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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How was that...? Common sense is not that common?
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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