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"hey, you, get off of my cloud"
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The way Larry is stirring the pot, I'm expecting Bezos to host a company wide ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) you Larry you worthless ![Sunshine | [little ray of sunshine]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/sunshine.gif) party in a year or so when the last Whoracle server is turned off.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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A new experimental study out of Penn State directly links more social media use to worse emotional states, and less use to better. Just wait until I tweet about this!
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This will make a huge difference to my lifestyle.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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So, if I don't use anti-social media, who should I be blaming instead?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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It's that or talking to the wall.
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Joe Woodbury wrote: It's that or talking to the wall.
Other research has shown that, in 99.999% of cases, a wall provides more intelligent responses than social media.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The news reader, which is based on the latest AI technology, is of male appearance with a voice, facial expressions and actions of a real person. And it's already more intelligent than most anchors
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And he doesn't need subtitles, because he speaks every language that's configured for him. Bluddy clever stuff.
I see this as a great first step toward eliminating the overpaid, self-obsessed, moronic breed that calls itself "actors".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Google has finally confirmed what many have suspected, there are clear benefits to offering darker in-app colour schemes. "Hello, darkness, my old friend"
Pretty obvious blurb there (but aren't I always?)
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Google has finally confirmed our confirmation bias.
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Just remember that black is not the only option, though, guys!
What's best for the eyes is black text on a pale (dull) green background.
Unless you're microsoft, of course, then the best colour for windows is pure white, with no coloured borders or title bars -- not just bad for users' eyes, but for their mood and sanity.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If Microsoft wants to treat Windows 10 as a service, it has a responsibility to its customers to provide accurate information about problems with that service. Over the last month, the company has failed miserably in that regard. Maybe they're just taking a cue from the Postal Service or Secret Service
Any cable company's customer service?
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But's it's my old friend.
Yes, you can use a joke twice. Doesn't make it anymore funny, except maybe polite laughter, hoping it will all go away.
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I know. I beg forgiveness doing old jokes because I’m old. And doing this every day gets tiring. 
TTFN - Kent
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ZDNet: Over the last month, the company has failed miserably in that regard.
We should all club together and make a movie about that.
"The Longest Day" made a fortune, so we can follow it up with "The Longest Month".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Andrew Moore says getting the technology to work in businesses is a huge challenge. Everyone knows the magic dust is, "Agile-Scrumm-IoC-OOP-Cloud"
Did I miss 15?
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AI is not “magic dust” for your company, says Google’s Cloud AI boss, who wants to sell you "magic beans".
The biggest challenge of AI is deciding which technologies you can credibly claim are AI.
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The year 2019 will bring new approaches to increase software development productivity and better align development teams and organizations, according to a recent report by research firm Forrester. "Turn and face the strange"
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This is an article "told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
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I started reading it before I noticed it was the SD Times -- and then immediately stopped.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Quote: a whopping 37% of developers are already using AI and machine learning (ML) to test better and faster
Really? I'd love to see the sources for that made up statistic ...
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Quote: a whopping 37% of developers assigned to AI project research are already using AI and machine learning (ML) to test better and faster
FTFY
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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That just means three of the eight guys he saw at a happy hour yesterday said they've heard of artificial intelligence and machine learning. The part about them being developers and using those for testing was an "extrapolation."
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Built from scratch to run on all major platforms, with beautiful UI and a flawless user experience. And yes, it’s free. Meet Fiddler Everywhere – the future of Fiddler. And in the darkness find that friggin' broken link
Not that I have to use it almost daily or anything
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