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I wanted to try D out, but they said I had to stand in the corner to use it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Rather bad article: a laundry-list of assertions that D is better at ... well ... most everything, but not one link to any content that might back-up the claims; it's just a gushing testimonial by a (evidently) true believer. I learned nothing about what D is.
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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Computer science boffins have demonstrated a side-channel attack technique that bypasses recently-introduced privacy defenses, and makes even the Tor browser subject to tracking. News site, news site, CP, news site, cat videos, email
There. I saved it some time.
Edit: fixed it.
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If someone will go to that much trouble to "do evil", but gain information that can only be used to target ads on the active tab, I say let the stupid fokkers get away with it.
It does highlight the point that dedicated laws are needed to govern what web-site designers are allowed to do and not do with code on their pages, though.
99% of web designers wouldn't dream of mistreating visitors that way, but we need a mechanism to punish the 1% of little sh1ts who would.
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This web app uses machine learning to analyze and repair your technical resume, allowing you to shine to recruiters at Google, Yahoo and Facebook. It just adds an extra 10 years experience to everything
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I just wouldn't trust a site like that, given that my name and address is on my resume (but oddly, why do I trust Monster or Indeed, I guess they would go down pretty quick if they were caught selling that info), and simply editing my name and giving a fake address is dubious at best because I noticed years ago that Word maintains undo buffers as hidden text. Plus I have to login with LinkedIn or GitHub, which has absolutely NOTHING to do with keeping my data more safe and secure. "More?" That's dubious in itself. Not that I care if the data on my resume is "safe and secure", it's my resume for Pete's sake, which I freely provide anyways. So what exactly are they getting at?
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Marc Clifton wrote: (but oddly, why do I trust Monster or Indeed, I guess they would go down pretty quick if they were caught selling that info),
Nah, they don't sell it. They just let people steal it for free. Monster.com suffers database breach deja vu • The Register[^]
Yes, that was years ago. I'm sure websites are much more protected now.
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I'd've appreciated a note that most of its analytics were hidden behind a paywall.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Until then, why not let a machine learning robot tell you what you’re doing wrong in trying to get a job? Because within 10 seconds I'd be rejected without an interview. In all due arrogance, I'm better than a glorified template-checker.
That is, before it replaces you completely. Tired and sick of this crap; a machine is not going to collect specs, eliminate redundancies, normalize a database nor come near to replacing me in my lifetime.
The fact that AI is becoming better does not mean we are halfway sentient computers, or self-programming software. We CAN replace these kinds of drivel that they call "Techcrunch" with an Eliza, without anyone noticing any difference - it is not like anyone there is reading their own shite and evaluating it using common sense; and shitting out drivel is something any computer can do.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Yes, because when you're looking for a new staff member, you really need CVs that contain as much bullsh1t as possible.
It's the bullsh1t that's important. Without the bullsh1t, we'd never hire people who are completely **cking useless, and have to be replaced in short order -- which is all we really want to do, because wasting huge amounts of time and money is so much fun.
Here's an idea for improving your CVs: TELL THE **CKING TRUTH!
That gives you a fighting chance of finding a job that is actually good for you, and it gives the poor b@stards who need staff a chance of finding the right people.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Here's an idea for improving your CVs: TELL THE **CKING TRUTH!
That gives you a fighting chance of finding a job that is actually good for you, and it gives the poor b@stards who need staff a chance of finding the right people.
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Researchers at Shree Devi Institute of Technology, in India, have recently carried out a study investigating the use of artificial intelligence (AI) to communicate with deceased loved ones. Black Mirror is a documentary: Part 2.01
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That's not communicating with a deceased loved one, but with a puppet.
Go buy a teddy-bear.
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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And there's no way in the world that this could be used to imitate people and steal their money.
No chance of abuse there.
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Hardware gets faster, but software still feels slow. What gives? "Software is a gas; it expands to fill its container"
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Hardware gets faster, but software still feels slow. What gives?
Crappy programming languages.
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Joe Woodbury wrote:
Crappy programming languages.
That are often interpreted resulting in execution that is usually much slower than native compilation.
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Microsoft puts another block on the Windows 10 1809 rollout and says it's all part of its "controlled approach". I'm going with, "uhm... yeah?" on this one
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So we can still party like it's 1799?
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Bugs are not just some random annoyance, but an integral part of the development lifecycle. "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
Or Bonus #0: "How many more are hidden behind you?"
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Or Bonus #1...  did I really write that?
Mandatory strip[^]
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
What do you mean, an African or a European Swallow?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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My three questions:
- Who was the idiot that wrote this code?
- Why aren't there code review practices in place?
and the most important question of all:
3 Do we even need this code?
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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0: Do you come here often?
1: Do you need a lift home, Baby?
2: Fancy a shag?
Never fails with women, so it might work with bugs.
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I find it annoying that English Lit helped me with this every time:
simply ask the 5 Ws + How
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