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SHOW ME THE MONKEY!
Damn this on-screen keyboard!
Atcherly, I think that comments posted to a discussion board such as the lounge qualify as "discarded", so you and the police are entitled to rummage through them to your hearts' content.
(Mind you, if Sting uses my words to make his lyrics somewhat less childish, I'll still kick his @rse)
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Yes I did mean to post in the Lounge. Having a senior moment lol 
Maybe one of the Admins could move it for me 
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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Dominic Burford wrote: Having a senior moment
At least you're not, like this aging flea, having a senior decade !
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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Dominic Burford wrote: Is this an accepted platform for posting your CV online?
It's becoming more common. I do both, except that I actually never finished the GitHub version of my CV. 
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Marc Clifton wrote: I actually never finished the GitHub version of my CV
That's OK. GitHub has a community of people who enjoy adding to existing projects. Maybe they'll finish it for you and put some new features in it as well.
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What would really be amusing is if someone forks my CV.
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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U can put it any where u want...whatsapp,facebook,instagram,myspace,youtube,reedit,digg,codeproject,freelancer,cnn,bbc,bitbucket,bitcoin,on a blockchain, in AI, in IoT..in Python,..hell even on paper !!!
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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I think someone took the phrase 'github resume' a little too literally. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Hmmm...
Pay $3,900, or wait for Apple to fix it for free.
Tough choice.
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Quote: Without software developers, there would be no software development industry, a fact well know to them. This leads to a breathtaking sense of entitlement rarely seen in human history, resulting in quite a few colorful problem personalities.
Nah, I've never seen this in real life 
TTFN - Kent
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While I can certainly find myself, managers, and coworkers in this list, there should at least be one "this is actually a good person to work with/for" in the list. Perhaps a dodo bird, as they are extinct?
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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USC scientists have demonstrated a theoretical method to enhance the performance of quantum computers, an important step to scale a technology with potential to solve some of society's biggest challenges. Great news for all of you with quantum computers
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Anything referencing quantum computing should here on out be followed by a link to this: The case against quantum computing
Won't happen, but it would help people understand quantum computing better.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Great news for all of you with quantum computers
But it's a theoretical method, so it's great news to me, for my theoretical quantum computer*.
* I've decided that, until I open the box, it exists.
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My theoretical fictional method of speeding up a theoretical fictional computer is even better!
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TypeScript includes the latest JavaScript features from the ECMAScript standard on older browsers and runtimes by compiling those features into a form that they understand. For those that prefer their JavaScript with a bit more type
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OK, so the damned thing sparks up with “Did you forget a semicolon?”, so at least we know where Clippy ran away to.
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In my exploration of Angular, I must say, I'm somewhat dismayed by the realization that I have to choose:
which version of Angular to use
which version of TypeScript to use
possibly which version of .NET Core to use
which Visual Studio plugin to use to support TypeScript and Angular
or ditch VS and use Sublime
or ditch Sublime and figure out all the VS Code plugins I need
possibly which version of node.js to use
and all the other stuff and their versions needed to build a modern desktop/mobile app
and once I start the project with my selected choices (let's say I go with the latest and greatest of all) then I have to keep constant track of all the different moving pieces and hope that if I keep myself current, there are no breaking changes.
I think that requires more time managing the tools than actually using them!!!
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Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Blind asked tech pros to answer the following question either “True” or “False”: “I consider my current workplace a healthy working environment.” Some 52.34 percent answered “False,” while 47.66 percent said “True.” (Some 12,549 tech pros responded.) This is why they have those, "Employees must wash hands before returning to work" signs
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You forgot an important part: "If an employee is not available then please feel free to wash your own hands."
I put up a sign saying that at my favorite local taproom. It is quite popular.
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I have to admit that the first thoughts that came to my mind were about showering more often and hair care.
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