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NEMS | Nagios Enterprise Monitoring Server[^]
Set this up on another Pi and you can have it monitor your network and report any issues to you.
Odered me a couple of Pi 3 B+ yesterday, turned up at work todayabout 19 hours after paying for the order. Hope to have a play with this and Pi Hole over the Christmas break during barbeque and drinking sessions.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: Hope to have a play with this and Pi Hole over the Christmas break during barbeque and drinking sessions.
Oh gawd. You do realise you are going to end up barbecuing the Pi, don't you? 
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OriginalGriff wrote: Oh gawd. You do realise you are going to end up barbecuing the Pi, don't you?
Not a chance. Aussies have special powers when it comes to barbewues and drinking, we can add any other task and still get ot all right.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I'm not sure if you deliberately mistyped some of that reply or not. 
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Mark Parity wrote: I'm not sure if you deliberately mistyped some of that reply or not.
One letter wrong in the post. On a mobile on a train, so perfect.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Quote: Not a chance. Aussies have special powers when it comes to barbewues and drinking, we can add any other task and still get ot all right.
Was that "barbewues" or "ot"?
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OriginalGriff wrote: You do realise you are going to end up barbecuing the Pi
I think he will end up pi-ing in the barbecue. 
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Pop over here: .NET Framework Discussion Boards[^] and spam report the spam messages? They are all stuck on three it seems and the sooner they go, the sooner the spam detector can learn from them. It's stopped him getting more of that format through, but the better the info, the less chance of similar rubbish getting in.
When they are all closed, I'll delete them.
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I first read that as "Poop over here." 
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For a personal POV, I'd really rather you didn't do that ... 
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I think you are going to be playing wack o mole for a very long time, even with the reduced spam messages.
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Oh, We'll not get rid of them completely, short of sending round large gentlemen with baseball bats - many members makes too big and tempting a target.
But the shorter the spam lasts, the less we get - spam farms are paid for success, not failure. So with luck they will go elsewhere. It's what, a year or so since the last flood of baba rubbish?
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My word, that was quick! 
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Boom!
Done, deleted and gone.
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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Lovely.
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"Chappesses"?
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity."
- Hanlon's Razor
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Female chaps - you know, the ones with the lumpy chests and no facial hair. 
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https://www.theverge.com/2018/12/5/18127230/facebook-data-documents-parliament-deals-zuckerberg
https://www.parliament.uk/documents/commons-committees/culture-media-and-sport/Note-by-Chair-and-selected-documents-ordered-from-Six4Three.pdf
Let's pause any action for now until we have internal discussions about this tomorrow. I
should have better guidance for you Friday/next Monday. Don't be anxious - we'll do the
right thing to take care of this. Thanks!
Extra extra ... we have this API for sale.. you can suck a users data along with his friends ... read all about it ..
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
modified 5-Dec-18 11:36am.
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I am shocked. I thought they were our friends.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Anyone else just read the subject line and concluded "duh--it's their entire business model"...?
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Does a computer get drunk if you use too many screen shots?
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We don't have those problems in our lab. We have way too many smoke tests.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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OriginalGriff wrote: too many screen shots?
Of Hack Daniels probably.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Only if has a database-and-gin on it.
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Never mind the computer; think of all the drunk drivers.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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