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"Hello, son"
"Hi, ma ... guess what ... Microsoft invited ME to be a tester !"
"Wonderful, son ! Are you going to quit McDonald's ?"
"Naw, I can keep my job."
"Son, why didn't you e-mail about this ?"
"E-mail don't work, Ma."
In terms of getting better (wilder, less predictable, insane fumbles by clueless newbies) testing for MS: this makes sense ... caveat: if errors require reporting by these same mere mortals, rather than is an automatic upload of data, then reports/feedback are likely to be as whacko as the errors.
In terms of "other," this probably sucks.
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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home users need to sue msft for such practice for wasting their time n money instead of msfts for capital gains
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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The Grand Rapids Public School district took a big step into the future back in the 1980s when it used money from an energy bond to purchase a Commodore Amiga computer. "But how do they fix software glitches?" I'm glad you asked.
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They hired the "Three Amigo's" 
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1980's; a windowed multitasking UI in 4096 colors when the PC had 8 colors and was still single-tasking.
I still see the AmigaDOS as the only competition Microsoft has. Shoutout to Denise, Paula and Fat Agnus!
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Shoutout to Denise, Paula and Fat Agnus!
Very cool!
I had no idea what Denise Paula and Angus were but I highlighted and searched DuckDuckGo and it took me to the wikipedia entry[^]
That's the way to name stuff. Fat Angus, The Copper (co-processor), etc.
No wonder computers aren't what they used to be...no good names for anything. Kaby Lake does nothing for me. SnapDragon, eh, it's ok. 
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I'm proud to know that shout-out reference without looking it up! Does it make me feel old.......yes!
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How was it...
never change a running system?  
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Everybody’s talking about ambient computing. And there is so much to talk about. But with all this chatter comes confusion. People disagree on what ambient computing is, how it works and what it’s for. So let’s bring clarity to this muddled and confused concept. "Computing that happens in the background without the active participation of the user."
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Great, I already loved Ambient music 
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Quote: In 20 years, the idea of picking up a device or sitting down at a computer to actively use it will seem quaintly antiquated. All computing will be ambient — all around us all the time, whispering in our ear, augmenting the real world through our prescription eyeglasses and car windshields, perceiving our emotions and desires and taking action in the background to help us reach our business goals and live a better life.
To get your head where the author;s head was when he wrote this:
Take 2 well-worn paperback copies of "1984" by Orwell. Rip off the front and back covers. Shred the covers. Puree the shredded covers with cinnamon and black-goat's milk. Drink.
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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Python is an important piece of Microsoft’s future in the cloud, being one of the essential languages for services and teams to support, as well as the most popular choice for the rapidly growing field of data science and analytics both inside and outside of the company. But Python hasn’t always had such a prestigious position around Microsoft. The rise of Python. Someone else would make an inappropriate joke in here, but I shan't.
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For the 5th year in a row, "123456" is most used password, with "password" coming in at second place. I feel like this article is trying to shame me personally.
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Im trying my best to keep my team in the top spot.
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"Senator, we run ads." That's what Mark Zuckerberg told Senator Orrin Hatch earlier this year during his congressional testimony when asked to describe Facebook's business model. Then let's call Facebook a ... personal data whore.
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Should we invite Google and create a bordell?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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By Friday afternoon the head of the SIPC had told reporters that SIPC would not insure the accounts, and had reported Robinhood to the Securities and Exchange Commission. And by Friday evening Robinhood Checking & Savings was no more. Well that was fast.
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CenturyLink briefly disabled the Internet connections of customers in Utah last week and allowed them back online only after they acknowledged an offer to purchase filtering software. Put down the ad, just, take my money and go. Don't hurt my internet.
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Because. Or not. Don't care any more.
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I have only one thing to say to the litigators:
Oh, for **ck's sake, grow up!
And that's from someone who's not by any stretch of the imagination an apple fan.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: ...grow up!
The Litigators have responded...
Litigators: We will...after we have everyone's money $$$,$$$,$$$,$$$!!!
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i hope the public win vs apple so that the indeed stop "seeks to prevent Apple from continuing this practice" of deception and also of
"The iPhone X Product is advertised as having 2436×1125 pixels, but in fact does not use true pixels with red, green, and blue subpixels in each pixel," the complaint states. "Instead, the Product has only false screen pixels, with just two subpixels per false pixel."
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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Oh, for God's sake!
Define "pixel".
Is it, as you say, "a thing with a red, a green, and a blue dot"
Or is it (as the rest of the entire world says) "the smallest unit of a digital image or graphic that can be displayed and represented on a digital display device".
Just because 70-year-old CRT TV pixels had red, green, and blue dots does not mean that the technology cannot be improved upon.
I am absolutely not a fan of apple (which is obvious to anyone who's been around here a while), but there is p1ss-all wrong with the screens on their hand-held devices -- whether they're stuck using 1960s technology or more up-to-date and sophisticated kit.
This lawsuit is a disgrace, as are most lawsuits involving computer-tech companies.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Reminds me of the monitor lawsuit where manufacturers were counting the overscan area in their diagonal measurement. Trying to find the actual size was difficult.
It sounded trivial but it was false advertising.
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Very few animals have ever passed the mirror test for self-recognition — even most primates fail it. The news that a fish seemed to recognize itself in one recent study has made psychologists and animal behaviorists wonder anew what (if anything) the mirror test proves. Fine I'll say it if no one else will. Maybe it's just a smart fish.
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