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By saying that it is just like you. Upon inquiry, I elaborated stating that, she is really helpful and handy, like when things are going good, they are amazing. But, if something goes wrong, hell breaks loose.
Since then, I am trying to explain my intentions and reasons for such a statement, hell did break loose! 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
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You will need a really good debugger.
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Valium, Chloroform, Phenol...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Xamarin? Never used it. I like .net -- warts and all. So, how about this...
Let's say that .net is like you... I really like you even though you drive me nuts sometimes.
Xamarin is kinda like .net, just as your cousin is kinda like you.
So using Xamarin might be like sleeping with your cousin... except I'll need to do some research to be sure.
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... and that's how the fight started.
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Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote: Upon inquiry, I elaborated stating that, she is really helpful and handy, like when things are going good, they are amazing. But, if something goes wrong, hell breaks loose
IOW, it's like the children's rhyme:
There was a little girl
And she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead
And when she was good
She was very, very, good
But when she was bad
She was horrid
Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote: Since then, I am trying to explain my intentions and reasons for such a statement, hell did break loose!
Any married man will tell you that there are times when you need to cut your losses, and make a grovelling apology. This sounds like one of those...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
modified 22-Dec-18 16:42pm.
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I preferred this version:
There was a little girl
And she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead
And when she was good
She was very, very, good
But when she was bad
She was wonderful
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Good girls go to heaven.
Bad girls go everywhere.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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That wasn't the version I learnt as a child... 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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Dontcha just hate it when you open your mouth and the words just tumble out, and even as you say 'em, you can hear yourself and something is scream "HEY IDIOT STOP SPEAKING" - but you don't...and you end up here.
Like word vomit or something...
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If a bird that flies over the sea is a seagull, is a bird that flies over the bay a baygull? And if that baygull flies over locks in the bay is it a baygull and lox?
Note: I disavow all participation in this, I am just the messenger
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long
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Yes - and if it is flying with several other large birds it would then be a multi-crane bay gull and lox.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Your bro is a trouble maker. Punch him in the shoulder (not real hard though).
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Difficult - he is in Alaska, I am in Florida. I suppose I could ask my sister though, she lives about 100 miles away (bad roads right now, not sure if she would do it)
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long
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stoneyowl2 wrote: Note: I disavow all participation in this, I am just the messenger
You might be the exception to the rule "don't shoot the messenger". 
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Here we are! Coffee anyone? Appkettle WiFi Smart Kettle 3G/4G IOS / Android 2400W | Ebuyer.com[^]
Now you can make coffee (OR TEA!) at home from the comfort of your own office. Or front room!
Provided you already went to the kitchen to fill it with water, or course. And then go back out there when it's boiled to pour the water on the coffee grounds (OR TEABAG!).
Coming soon: IoT coffee that drinks itself to save you the effort!
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I think I'm going to take on "Compatible with Alexa" as a catchphrase.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I take it the response code from the API will be a 418[^]?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Hmmm, I'll wait till they add a function to tell you how wet the water is.
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That's easy: just check behind your ears.
If it's dry there, you don't need to buy this. 
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Well, that was fast. I looked at the IoT stupid idea of the weekend for about five seconds, and then closed the tab. I immediately then left CP and went to BBC news to see how many times the suspected drone operators accidently fell down the police station steps causing serious bruising, and lo! a damned add for the thing at the top of the BBC page! 
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better be quick before they run out then, these IOT things don't buy themselves... yet
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Those two - if it was them - need seriously long sentences, combined with debilitating fines and "victim surcharge". Once the "stair related" injuries have healed, anyway.
The number of poor sods they have badly affected is ridiculous!
But Gatwick did the only thing it could: shut down until the drones went away. I think we need "drone-seeking" missiles and radio triangulating helicopters for all airports ... this will happen again.
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