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Is a baguette just tiny luggage?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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If a bagel is a small dog with floppy ears?
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Indeed, to be used only when you are travelling in a yeasterly direction.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Crumbs, he's at it again!
/ravi
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These jokes are getting a bit stale.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I agree, he kneads to do better if he's going to rise to the occasion.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I thought he was well-bread, but clearly I'm wrong.
/ravi
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Slicing out jokes again, yeast!
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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If found roll-ing on the floor (five second rule applies).
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If one waited in a queue to pay admission to see wild tigers, would that be a fee-line?
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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I hope you ain't Lion to me!
Got my site back up after my time in the woods!
JaxCoder.com
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While that radiclaw idea is paws for thought, I'm purrty certain I'm on not trying to spin a tall tail.
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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That's related to female - when the postman delivers a bill.
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No, I'm not going to make fun of those absent people who some may think of. Speaking of Johnnie Walker somewher below, I found this:
White Walker Whisky Will Chill Out ‘Game of Thrones’ Fans[^]
It was about time we undead finally found more inclusion in media and merchandising.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: No, I'm not going to make fun of those absent people who some may think of.
Wonder how DD is doing now that you mention it... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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He became a politician, failed at that and then became an actor, as I heard.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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He already acted the part of a human being, he definitely had some talent.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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CodeWraith wrote: then became an actor
Come ON! It may be after lunch, but I'm not drunk enough to believe THAT! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I think to have seen his page on imdb, so what was his real name again? David SoAndSo...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: White Walker Whisky
Is, now matter how you slice it, walker whisky.
Suitable for cleaning you car's tires. That's about it.
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Such good contempt is wasted on me. You would not believe what[^] those guys in Texas made innocent younger me drink. Lynchburg, the name says it all.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Alas, borebone and I don't get along. Too bad, too. Starts out good and then some odd solventy taste kicks in that's quite unpleasant. Even really good borebone.
As a warning to others . . . the website 'cards' your!
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Even really really really really Reeeally good borebone?
Have you ever tried Pappy van Winkle?
I'm quite content just sitting and smelling that stuff.
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Alas, yes. It can start out wonderful - and then that added unpleasantness arrives.
Amongst the few social groups I inhabit, really really good borbone is popular. I tried a bunch.
Caveat: I did have one, within the last year or so, that didn't go evil - but I don't recall it's name. And honestly, few amongst the best can stand up even compared to Linsmore[^].
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The Bad News (for you):
Whiskey and whisky, for reasons which I neither know nor care about, make me ridiculously bad-tempered -- if you want to see me angry, give me a few Glenfiddichs or Grouses (which, I should note, would make me extremely happy until after I had seen them off).
The Good News (for me):
There are alternatives.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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