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The insider program is pointless to the way they currently do things.
Their entire QC is based on data slurping. Instead of debugging, they just wait and see how many machines their updates kill, or if more programs or drivers crash or slow down.
It's a bloody shameful way to do business, that's what it is.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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We fixed our problems, except for the utter crap upcoming release.
Ultimately, the problem is that the CEO and President are more concerned with being social justice warriors and visionaries than in actually running their company.
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Beer Goggles.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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You can’t win. You only control how quickly you lose. You're always waiting for a 4x1 block?
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You know, that's the best definition of technical debt I've ever encountered. What a great analogy!
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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What does it mean to be a software developer today? Is it necessary to write code to qualify as a contemporary software developer? A developing story...
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I wonder how long it took him to come up with an idea for an article that's so banal.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I was waiting for "even the custodian is a software developer" but he never took it to that extreme. Bummer. So close, yet so far.
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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What they should have started with - "We're out of sh*t to talk about, so let's go full retard."
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Unpatched flaw used in combination with Chrome exploit doesn't work against Win 10. It's a conspiracy to get you to upgrade to Win10
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google said: Today, also in compliance with our policy, we are publicly disclosing its existence, because it is a serious vulnerability in Windows
ms replied: Oh, for f***'s sake! We've already agreed to bend over and use your browser! Will you just quit it, now?
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Do you know where you’ll be on April 6, 2019? If you heavily rely on GPS, you may not be able to determine where you are when that date rolls around. If only there were some type of portable replacement for navigation
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If your GPS is struggling with knowing when it is rather than where it is, surely you just need to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Remote-desktop giant 'among more than 200 govt agencies, oil, gas, tech corps' hit by gang 'Password spraying' is my new band's name
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In all seriousness, how do these idiot CIOs keep their jobs?
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Part of the case against Ignatov and Ignatova relates to the fact that they never launched an actual cryptocurrency. Instead, they used a proprietary SQL database to log transactions within the “OneCoin” network. At last! A cheap mining scheme! We should hail them as saviors of the earth for the electricity savings!
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RickZeeland wrote: See you later Cryptomator[^]
Aft'ra while, uploaded file?
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Quote: it used a simple SQL database rather than a true blockchain.
What's behind the curtain?[^]
I think the more interesting point is, if you can spoof blockchain with a simple SQL database, then really, what is the point of blockchain? I realize that's a somewhat naive view of things, but...
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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This article, which admits that even SD Times journalists over-sold the entire idea of The Cloud.
article final line: Before racing in, organizations should evaluate what makes sense for them, and what does not.
Yeah, people with a little experience knew that already.
Industry Watch: A sobering look at cloud - SD Times[^]
modified 8-Mar-19 18:34pm.
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Quote: They’ll run those workloads in the cloud that make sense, and where they can find efficiencies, but they will retain data centers for those things that don’t make sense.
You mean logic finally prevails after all the hype? Amazing! 
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Marc Clifton wrote: You mean logic finally prevails after all the hype?
PHB 'logic' != our 'logic'! They read things like this and think, "To the Clouds!"  
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Marc Clifton wrote: You mean logic finally prevails after all the hype? Amazing!
I'm sure they'll turn that around soon. If they have to they'll "create" some other "Super-Amazing Must-Have Technology" to do it. 
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Ohh! Ohh! Pick me! I've got it: The Quantum Cloud!!!!!
(and when that grows old, there's always The Quantum Quantum Cloud!)
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Not the only thing SD Times oversold; perhaps they should change their name.
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